Scary Movie 2 script
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Synopsis: As the supernatural extension of the first film, "Scary Movie 2" casts its satirical eye on such iconic classics as "The Exorcist" and "Poltergeist," as well as the more recent films "Hannibal," "What Lies Beneath" and "The House on Haunted Hill." In addition to all things supernatural, it lunges even further, taking on pulp icons including "Charlie's Angels" and "Mission Impossible 2."

FADE IN:

INT. HOUSE -- LIVING ROOM -- NIGHT

A party is winding down. Only a FEW GUESTS remain. They all

are gathered around the piano. A YOUNG PRIEST, FATHER HARRIS,

plays an old standard. Everyone sings along. A WOMAN in the

group, mid-40's, conservative, really getting into the song,

starts giving a soulful rendition, dropping to her knees ala

James Brown. The song ends. Everyone cheers. Father Harris

starts another.

HARRIS:

Who knows this one?...

(singing)

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!"

They all join in.

A YOUNG GIRL, MEGAN, enters the room. She watches the group.

The group notices Megan and slowly stops singing.

CLOSE ON:

Megan. Her eyes seem vacant, almost like she is sleep walking.

She mutters something.

MEGAN:

You're going to die.

The group looks confused.

The young girl pees on the floor.

CLOSE ON:

A WOMAN in the group, mid-40's. She is the girl's MOTHER.

The mother apologizes to her guests.

MOTHER:

I'm sorry. She's been really sick.

CLOSE ON:

Megan. THWACK!! She is smacked on the head by a rolled

newspaper.

REVEAL:

Mom holding the newspaper. She shoves Megan's head into the

pee and rubs her nose in it as she continues to whack her

with the newspaper.

MOTHER:

No! Bad girl! Bad girl!

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. HELL HOUSE -- NIGHT

The street is covered in thick fog. The only light is by a

street lamp.

A taxi pulls into the frame. It reads "YELLOW CAB."

A TALL, DARK FIGURE gets out of the taxi.

CAB DRIVER (V.O.)

Hey you, pay your fare.

The figure takes off, running into the fog.

CAB DRIVER:

God damn priests always pull this

shit.

Cab drives off.

CUT TO:

INT. FOYER -- CONTINUOUS

A doorbell RINGS. It plays the THEME to "THE EXORCIST."

CLOSE ON:

The mother answers the door.

The dark figure lifts his head up, revealing that it's Father

McFeely.

FATHER MCFEELY:

Uh... I'm Father McFeely

MOTHER:

Father, come in, please.

Father McFeely enters. The mother closes the door behind

him.

MOTHER:

I'm so glad you're here.

FATHER MCFEELY:

I came as fast as I could, but at my

age the little soldier needs a lot

more thumpin before it starts pumpin.

If I tickle my ass before...

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Alyson Fouse

Alyson Fouse was born and raised in Compton, California by her two loving parents, Alvin and Mable Fouse. One of her earliest memories was sitting on her father's lap while he read her the Sunday comics. This lead to her love of reading. It wasn't until Alyson was a little girl in church that she realized she had a passion for writing, too. After hearing her mother read the church minutes she'd written in away that kept the congregation engaged and entertained. Alyson knew at that moment she wanted to become a writer. more…

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