
Scared Stiff
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- Year:
- 1953
- 108 min
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Hey!
Oh, hey! Hello, honey.
- Am I going to see you later?
- You certainly are.
Wait. You can't go out there like that.
- Pierre?
- Yes?
The Big Boy wants to see you.
- But...
- Now.
- I'll get my hat and coat.
- You won't need them.
Come on, get in here quick.
- Boy, it's sure raining cats and dogs.
- Oh, it sure is, Pop.
There you are, Pop.
Find a home for them.
- Brother and sister.
- Brother and sister?
Yeah.
- Hello, honey.
- Hi, Rosie.
Crazy.
Oh, Larry, I'm just an average girl.
Honey, if you're an average girl,
I've been going out with boys.
Oh, Larry.
- Am I going to see you later?
- You certainly are.
I know a wonderful place
for just the two of us.
Yeah, where?
In a telephone booth.
Remind me to bring along
plenty of dimes, huh?
You're on, Mr. Todd.
So here he is, ladies and gentlemen,
the one and only Larry Todd.
I don't care if the sun don't shine
I get my loving in the evening time
When I'm
with my baby
Well, it's no fun with the sun around
But I get going when the sun goes down
And I
meet my baby
That's when we kiss and kiss and kiss
And then we kiss some more
Who cares how many times we kiss?
Well, at a time like this
who keeps score?
Well, I don't care if the sun don't shine
I get my loving in the evening time
When I'm with my baby
I don't care if the sun don't shine
I get my loving in the evening time
When I'm
- I'm living it up
...with my baby
Well, it's no fun with the sun around
But I get going when the sun goes down
And I
I want you to meet
Meet my baby
That's when we kiss and kiss and kiss
Then we kiss some more
Who cares how many times we kiss?
Well, at a time like this
who keeps score?
I don't care if the sun don't shine
I get my loving in the evening time
- When I'm with my baby
- I'm with my baby
Pretty baby of mine
Where is Pierre?
All of his tables are full,
and there is no Pierre to wait on them.
Please don't get excited.
Pierre has been here,
then Pierre disappeared.
- But I arrange everything.
- How?
I sent Myron
to take care of Pierre's tables.
- Myron? Myron the busboy?
- Yes.
- You put a busboy on Pierre's tables?
- Yes.
Where is he?
He just went out
with an order of spaghetti.
Oh, no.
In my estimation
I had to call
'cause you've got so much on the ball
You hit the spot
Like the first embrace
when the knot is tied
Well, you hit the spot
Like a pipe and slippers by a fireside
Matter of factly, don't know exactly
what it is that you've got
But you hit the spot
You hit the spot
Like a balmy breeze on a night in May
You hit the spot
Like a cool mint julep on a summery day
You hit a new high
In my estimation
I had to fall
You, busboy!
I'm sorry, sir, but you know I'm nervous.
I could have spilled everything all...
Oh, shut up.
I'll get something to clean it up
right away, and don't you do a thing.
Oh, there you are. He's gonna get
something to clean you up right away.
I'm awfully sorry, sir, but I'm nervous,
and the man yelled
when I served the spaghetti.
- I'm not too well, anyhow.
- Hey!
Hey, hey! I'm not bothering you, am I?
Oh, no, sir. I'm just trying
to get this straightened out.
You don't mind if I finish my number,
do you?
- Oh, is the show on?
- No. I'm waiting for a bus.
Well, you're in the wrong place, buddy.
It's about three blocks down...
Oh, get out of here.
Let me finish my number.
You know what? I'll get that, lady.
- Oh, get out of here.
- Lady, the show is on, lady. I'll get this.
Just hold still.
You idiot!
- Who do you think you're pushing?
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