Saving Private Tootsie Page #6

I am sorry.

I am really sorry. Hey, I am sorry.

Can't you hear? Hey, Noy!

What!

If you stepped on a bomb...

...how would I tell your family.

Tell my family that

I fought for the country...

...don't tell them that

I fought for these fagots.

Excuse me. We queers are not frightened. hat kind of a soldier are you?

I didn't mean for that to happen.

Why do you have to be frightened

about such a small thing? What a...

...soldier! If I f***ing die,

I will come back and haunt you.

I told you to be quiet.

Do you understand?

If you don't stop talking,

I will stuff my feet in your mouth.

This f***ing disease

must be cured by my feet!

Lieutenant Rueng...

...you must be calmer.

You might mislead our comrades.

They're my subordinates.

I won't mislead them, but chief...

...think about it.

Is it worth risking our lives?

Hey brother, can I have a light?

A light, please?

DESERTED VILLAGE MONG PAN

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

Can't communicate, Sir!

Hello, sir! This is Sompong.

We have the goods

at the meeting point, sir!

Kindly send us the bird.

Thank you.

Chief Sompong...

...can I borrow a phone to call home?

No.

We queers have no rights

to make a call.

No, it's not like that. I mean about

being gay or not being gay.

So, you are trying to economize.

Hello, sir. This is Sompong, sir,

we are waiting at the meeting point.

I would like to know

the arrival time of the bird.

We are currently having a problem.

We are unable to send you the bird.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is

against us sending the bird.

You must walk back home.

Yes, sir!

Sergeant Rueng, get ready to depart.

We're leaving

and heading back to our country.

What do you mean?

What about the helicopter?

We don't have it.

Hold on!

What is that supposed to mean?

I said we don't have it.

They said they do not have

a budget queers.

What about Sem?

How is he supposed to walk?

He's as big as a buffalo.

Who would carry him?

A buffalo is better than an iguana.

Sis, why did you say such a thing?

What the hell are you trying to say?

I means what I said.

Or do you want to carry him?

Selfish! Your ancestor never taught

you morals, did they?

They probably teach you wicked ideas

and that is why they are f***ed.

Thanks. At least my ancestor

taught me how to survive.

Be quiet! Stop bitching!

You be quiet.

You are about to leave us,

aren't you?

Must be just you.

I'm not going to be a burden.

I'm still young not old like that.

Chief, there're soldiers fully

armed coming this way.

Hey, they're this way.

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