Saving Private Tootsie Page #5

Synopsis: Inspired by a real-life event in December 1998, this action-packed comedy follows a group of Katoeys (ladyboys) caught in a border dispute after their plane crashes. A group of six straight soldiers reluctantly takes on a mission to save them- but first they must attempt to cast aside their personal prejudices in order to tackle the task.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Year:
2002
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only because we are gay.

They aren't cursing the old fag.

They're chastising...

...the despicable drag!

Aren't we all despicable?

You can be despicable all you want.

Leave the others.

What the hell! I didn't do anything.

Why are you scolding me?

Chicha! Shut up!

How can I shut up? Look at

the way they are talking to us!

If they don't really want

to help us, Why are they here?

OK, it looks like you have got

your strength back. Let's move on.

Sh*t! You big mouth!

We can't get any more rest.

"Frog Jumping"

"Frog Jumping"

"Frog Jumping"

"Frog Jumping"

Hey! He said sit!

Oh, sit? Then why were

you telling us to frog jump.

Line up and follow Rueng.

Why do we have to talk this way?

If a person in the front stop...

...we all have to stop. Walking

this way will slow our progress.

Sis, if you want to know, run and

ask him yourself! Stop complaining!

Don't think too much. We walk in

a straight line so we can...

...penetrate each others asses.

Oh, what about the person in front?

He can penetrate

those Burmese asses.

I'm the most beautiful one so

I get both ass and stick.

Chicha, use your mouth wisely...

...not rottenly.

Bah, a sweet-smelling mouth you've!

As if you never use your mouth

to get dirty.

Excuse me, I do not need to. Don't

compare me with the likes of you.

I'm not a two-in-one like you're.

You've to dress like a woman...

...when you want to get a man

and show some tricks at the cafe.

You and I are different species.

Yeah, different species.

If you don't call yourself a fairy,

...what the hell are you?

You lactobacillus.

Chicha, you're crossing the line!

Noy, we call them queers

around my neighbourhood.

What the f*** does your

neighbourhood call these things?

My neighbourhood has none of these.

We got rid of them.

Sem...

Sem, Are you OK?

Sergeant Rueng.

Fag! What the f*** do you want?

Why do you hate us so much?

If you hate us, don't help us.

Leave! It's my life.

Great!

It'd better to get up and walk. You

could get the others into trouble.

We don't have much time.

Get moving!

Sem, hurry up.

Other people could be in trouble,

you know?

Damn sis! What your mouth!

Instead of giving encouragement...

...you're blaming others!

Get out of my way now.

Hey Cherry, you have been shot!

Damn, your boob is busted.

"Frog Jumping"

"Frog Jumping"

"Frog Jumping"

There are batter roads to talk.

Why the hell

do we have to be on this one!

B*tch, are you going to lead me

or am I to lead?

No, don't walk that way. No!

Hey, stop!

There is a bomb there.

I am not moving.

What am I stepping on?

Don't move.

Hell! It was only a piece of wood.

Don't panic.

I almost peed myself.

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