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...the more Hilary Faye
wanted to get her saved.
I am totally glad she wasn't expelled,
Her actions are such a cry for help,
She may not know this now,
but she is Iike--
she's Iike that much closer
to accepting Jesus in her heart, right?
Seriously, she could be some poor savage
in some remote jungle somewhere
who will never know the Lord
and who will never go to Heaven, ever,
I think that's why God has missionaries
Iike Patrick to spread his word,
Yeah,
What's up, guys?
- You're Mary, right?
- Here's your board,
- Thanks, bro,
- Yeah,
You played the keyboard
during assembly, That was really cool,
- Thanks,
- Isn't she great?
She knows just how to compliment my
vocal stylings without overpowering them,
We were just talking about
all your missionary work, It's so great,
So, Iike, what part of the world
has the worst heathens?
'Cause I'm so interested in that,
Honestly, I couldn't say,
Mostly, I just stuck to skating,
No, but how many of them
did you actually save, do you think?
Guys, I totally scored
some free stuff for you,
Thank you, Tia,
Piss off, a**hole!
And another thing--
no more muffin for you,
The muffin shop is closed!
- Come on,
- Oh, my gosh,
She is in worse shape
than I ever could have imagined, right?
We need to show her
just how cool we Christians can be,
- Totally,
- Let's start the Iaughing,
Now!
Cass, come join us,
We're just--
Do you wanna go wait in the van again?
Do you know these are new pants!
You're handicapped,
but get it together,
Hey, Roland,
and you can give me
a Iittle spin in that thing?
Release his parking brake,
Hilary "Fake,"
You smell Iike Tia's dad,
Have you been drinking?
Come on, Careful,
I'm having a vision
of the Virgin Mary,
Cassandra, are you all right?
What she needs to do
is accept Jesus into her heart,
I thinkwhat she needs
is a ride home,
- I'II take her,
- I'II help you, then,
Come on, Cassandra,
No, no, Iet go of the pizza,
Get off of me!
Helping Patrick
haul Cassandra out of the mall
was Iike the most perfect
God-centered moment,
You really Iearn a Iot about a boy
when you're servicing the Lord,
Hilary Faye, I can see your pad,
- I can see a Iittle bit of it right--
- Quit it!
SIowly raise up through the knees,
still bent at the waist, and roll to standing,
Good,
And twist and hold,
Come on,
Keep holding,
I know what you're Iooking at, Mary,
And Jesus does, too,
After a threatening letter
from the State Board of Education,
and created a Sex-Ed class.
A little too late, I might add.
So, it's all about
populating the planet,
And good Christians don't
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