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She calls it
the miracle that saved my Iife,
The miracle
you could've used
would've been not falling out
of the tree in the first place,
Sorry,
Is that why
you're behind a year?
Yeah,
We should get back inside,
Nice,
- You want a push?
- Thanks,
If you stare at my ass again,
I will push you off a cliff,
Thank you, Jesus,
Amen,
AII right!
Welcome to
the first assembly of the year!
Give it up,
The Lord Jesus is in the house!
Let's get our Christ on,
Let's kick it Jesus style,
Y'all wanna walk
with the ultimate rebel, right?
The ultimate CEO,
The biggest celebrity of them all,
Who's down with G,O,D?
I'm down with the G,O,D!
That's right!
Jesus Rules!
Jesus Rules!
Let's pray,
Lord, we're gonna have
here at American Eagles
Christian High,,,
I know I'm not supposed
to ask for specifics, Lord,
Iike when I prayed for an expensive car
and got the handicapper van instead,
but I want this to be
the best year ever.
And between you and me...
...I think you'll agree
Thank you for sparing me from
the eternal hellfires of damnation.
I'm sorry I let that Promise Maker guy
touch me in the rectory.
Daddy still hasn't stopped drinking,
but I know you're working on it.
And I really want to be a Jewel.
I wonder if rollerboy's paralyzed
everywhere below the waist.
Oh, yeah, she digs me.
Please, Jesus,
don't let Dad humiliate me.
Those Jesus freaks
are on to something,
Especially in front of her.
About Dean and I,
I thought we had a deal.
Why is he at Mercy House?
You did restore me, right?
And keep our president safe,
Amen,
Now, who wants to come down here
and give their heart to the Lord?
off right and get saved?
A Iot of temptations
over the summer,
I bet some of you folks
backslid just a Iittle,
Who wants to recommit
themselves to the Lord?
There we go!
AII right,
AII right,
Praise Jesus,
Fantastic,
Praise Jesus,
Come on down,
- There you go,
- Awesome,
Welcome home,
Welcome home to Jesus,
Welcome to his home,
Jesus Ioves you,
Praise Jesus,
Accept him into your heart,
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Bear witness,
She's speaking
God's Iove Ianguage, folks!
Oh, my God,
The Jew girl's speaking in tongues!
She's gonna show her b*obs,
Thank you, Jesus,
She is!
She's gonna show her b*obs!
Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
Mahh hotta pooosie!
Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
She's saying
she's got a hot--
After that, Cassandra's status
went from a cautionary tale to legend.
It seemed like there was no act
too vulgar to get her expelled.
The more she acted out...
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