Sausage Party Page #5
I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean
for any of this to happen.
Well, it did. And now you and your
stupid, useless bun have f***ed us all.
Hey, who you calling useless,
you flappy f***?
Sausage, control your insolent bun.
And cover her up already.
- Show some modesty, woman.
- Ooh!
Hey, hey. Look, can we all just,
you know, calm down a notch, please?
Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable.
You know, I'm happy to meet all of you.
- Except for this meshuggener c*nt here.
- Hi, I'm Brenda. Brenda Bunsen.
Oh, wow. Really?
Well, f*** all of you!
And what I currently care about
is that I have been...
completely and utterly f***ed
out of being in the Great Beyond.
I am to have 77 bottles
of extra-virgin olive oil...
waiting for me.
I am destined to soak up
their sweet juices...
as they dribble down my flaps.
Okay. Look, guys, here's what
I'm thinking. We hurry back to our aisles.
We sneak into another package and
still be fresh enough to get chosen.
Okay, let's climb
to the top of the shelf here. And...
then we'll get a lay of the land...
and we'll figure out
where we're going. Come on.
As long as the bagel
stays away from me, I accept.
Oh, believe me, a**hole,
I'll keep my distance.
Oh!
No disrespect,
but you look f***ing gross, bro.
Look at you.
F***ing bent-ass, busted-ass nozz.
Oh, great.
You're leaking all your juice out.
Can I ask you a question, me?
Why would a god let you
up in her smooth, perfect sliz...
when you can't even squirt?
You got nothing to squirt!
I got no purpose.
I'm nothing!
Oh, God.
Is someone there?
Help me, someone.
Help me. Help me.
Help.
You're leaking too, eh, bro?
And right out of your f***ing dingle.
F***ing sucks, right?
Dying. So cold.
Oh. Uh-oh.
- Light bulb.
- Yes?
No, not f***ing you, dummy.
some beginnings...
of what could be the flower
that blossoms into an idea.
If you f***ing tell anyone about this,
I'm gonna deny it, bro.
F***. This is some next-level sh*t, dude.
You f***ing like that?
I'm juicing up!
I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro.
I got a new purpose now.
Revenge!
Where's that f***ing sausage?
Because this douche is DTFSU.
Down to f*** a sausage up!
I'm coming for you!
First you come into our aisle
and occupy more and more shelf space.
You even have settlements now on
the west shelf that you claim as your own.
Oh, look, it's not our fault
we needed a homeland.
The sauerkraut kicked us out
They tried to send us to
the barbeque section, for God's sake.
- We were displaced.
- Don't you talk to me about displacement!
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