Sausage Party Page #4

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- Come on, Chips! It's you and me, bro!

Gotta use your cardio, bro! Come on!

Pump those legs!

Oh, my God!

Look out! Get to the wall!

Hey. I... Sorry, I accidentally dropped

a few things back there.

Except for that douche.

I don't know whose that is.

Cleanup on Aisle 2.

This MILF dropped a douche.

Oh. "MILF." Thank you so much.

Oh, f***. Frank! F***, f***, f***.

Oh, no. Frank.

Well, Barry, I guess now

you're weird and a p*ssy.

Add that to your list of accomplishments.

Frank!

No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait.

Please hold up. No, don't go.

Come on. I can still get up in there!

I could still...

get up in there.

Oh, my God.

My nozz! My motherfucking nozz!

- You okay?

- I think so.

Yo, did you two do this to me?

Are you two responsible for my nozzle

being irrepressibly f***ed up?

Whoa, whoa, easy, man. Easy.

Yeah, your nozzle's bent. Sorry.

You should be happy you're alive.

Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off.

Peanut Butter's wife is dead.

Look at him.

Jelly! I'm gonna fix you.

I'm gonna fix this.

You think I give a f*** about PB or J?

F*** this. I'm gonna kick your ass.

How you like them apples?

- Who, us?

- No, not you.

Come at me, bros.

Come at you? What does that mean?

Fine. You won't come at me?

Well, then, guess who's coming at you.

Me.

Yaah!

Look out!

No!

Um...

Attention, shoppers. The store's closed.

- You saved me!

- Well, yeah. Had to do something.

I can't believe

you got out of your package.

You would have gone to

the Great Beyond. You'd be there now.

There is no Great Beyond

without you, Frank.

Well, according to Honey Mustard,

there might not be a Great Beyond at all.

- Frank, don't say that!

- Did you hear what he said?

Yeah, yeah, I heard him talking

about the gods...

all over our faces,

and then I saw him die.

Oh, no. What if the gods are doing this

to us because we touched tips?

What? No! There's no way.

"Just the tips." What were we thinking?

It wasn't even that... I mean, it was fine.

It's not like anyone writes home...

- and says, "God, I had the best tip."

- Get away from me.

Don't touch me.

It was you.

You cocksucking bagel fuckface!

Hey! Watch it!

You pushed me out of the cart.

No surprise there, huh?

A bagel trying to kill a lavash,

once again.

I pushed you? What are you, nuts?

Why would I do that? I'm a pacifist.

The only thing I've ever pushed

is my peaceful agenda.

Even that I didn't push, you know. I

pretty much passive-aggressively nudge.

I reached out in a panic.

It was toots over here, the bun.

She grabbed me.

I was just trying to save Frank.

Who is Frank? You?

- Yeah, I'm Frank.

- The fault is yours, then, huh?

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