Saturday Morning Mystery Page #3

What kind of Satanists?

Aleister Crowley

or Anton Lavey?

Uh, I don't think the bank's hip

to that sort of thing, Gwen.

Um, it sat vacant

for a little while

till the bank hired

some maintenance crews

and construction guys,

but they keep

getting scared away

because of all the weird stuff

that's going on.

Did they order a full

package or a half package?

Full package, baby.

Yeah. That's

my little saleslady.

(ENGINE REVVING)

FLOYD:
What's wrong, Chad?

Are you scared?

CHAD:
No, I'm just...

I'm having a little trouble

with the accelerator.

NANCY:
Is that

what that noise is?

Did you touch

the accelerator?

No, I changed the oil and

put, uh, antifreeze in it.

I didn't ask you

to change the antifreeze,

because it's

an air-cooled engine.

I...

Equipment, what do we got?

Um, we got tapes,

but we need a shitload

of nine-volts though...

It sorta...

It smells weird.

Chad, what are you doing?

Yeah, well,

we gotta pull over.

There's something wrong

with the car.

Hold on,

we gotta pull over.

FLOYD:
Where are we?

Wait, we're stopping here?

Ah, I hate this.

Sh*t.

I changed this.

It's antifreeze.

You, you put the oil in...

It's antifreeze...

You put oil in it.

FLOYD:
I don't

drive your van, man.

CHAD:
This is any car.

Any car is like this.

FLOYD:
No, man,

I fix robots, not vans.

CHAD:
Robots have

engines, don't they?

FLOYD:
No, they

don't have antifreeze.

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

Are you sure

you put it in here?

No, I mean, I put it

in front of this thing.

Ah, Jesus.

Are you on drugs, Floyd?

Well, that

doesn't look good.

Looks like you might need

some coolant or something.

Yeah, we've definitely

seen better days.

Be happy to take a look.

Officer, do you know how far

it is to the Kyser place?

Yeah, actually there's a

pretty good Mexican place

just up the road.

Um, they have

really good enchiladas.

And there's a pretty nice

little reasonable motel

that's attached

to it, so...

Oh, no, again, we don't...

We don't need a motel.

We stay the night,

it's what we do.

GWEN:
It's part

of our job, so...

It's like video surveillance

throughout the nighttime.

It's part

of our deliverables.

OFFICER LANCE:
Oh, yeah, I guess

they did mention something

about that, yeah.

I guess I thought...

I thought they would send...

maybe send someone with you,

like a security guard.

NANCY:
Oh, well,

that's not necessary.

We don't need that.

I mean, this is our job.

It's what we do.

GWEN:
Yeah, we can take

care of ourselves.

But, I mean, do you have

any sort of suggestions

or information that you think

we might need to know that...

LANCE:
I would suggest

staying at the motel.

Oh...

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