Santa Hunters Page #2

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We are the "Santa Hunters."

Our whole family gets

together every Christmas.

This year, the party is at our house.

Our mission...

obtain irrefutable video evidence of Santa.

There he is.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, sweetie. Love you.

A Claus encounter of the third kind.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Hey, Richard,

you're really rocking that bow tie.

I'd wear a tutu if it got

me a go-kart for Christmas.

Hey, a man's gotta do

what a man's gotta do.

Men's underpants!

In my size.

All right, all right, who's number 12?

Zoey.

Nothin' to see here.

Just, uh, hanging ornaments.

Wait! Who wants eggnog!

Charlie!

Sorry we're late.

We almost didn't make it with all the snow.

Sis!

I didn't know that you

were bringing a friend.

More like hostage.

Yes, this is Natasha.

Nice to meet... Oh!

We're soul mates.

I mean, she really is the whole package.

She's smart, she's sophisticated,

eats pizza with a fork. Ah.

It's a serious relationship...

very, very grown-up. Mm-hmm.

Ooh! Even got a tattoo of

Natasha's favorite animal.

Oh!

Yeah, I know.

That's exactly how she reacted.

But I figured everybody loves unicorns,

right?

Oh, sure, sure, of course.

You know what? We are

just glad you're here.

We're going to, uh,

put you in Elizabeth's room.

Ah, yeah. Hope you don't mind bunk beds.

Hey!

You know what? No, no, no, we can't stay.

Um, Natasha booked a room at

the Pinebrooke Resort and Spa.

We're gonna be spending Christmas

Day getting couples waxed.

What?

Wow. Well, the kids will be disappointed.

Yeah, yeah, you know, Natasha's not really

a big kids person.

She's violently allergic to

Christmas trees and... and kids.

She's from Moosplaskistan.

Yeah, it's Eastern Europe.

They got weird stuff over there.

Ooh, almost forgot.

Got a couple presents for the kids.

Charlie... It's not much.

You know, I'm kind of

employment-challenged at the moment.

I had a couple of unfortunate

alarm clock malfunctions.

Turns out that doughnut

shops place a high priority

on waking up before... Before noonish.

I like to... Oh, Charlie.

No, no, no, it's good.

Just had to sell my comic

book collection and my...

My vintage action figures, but, um...

But, you know, it's all part of the...

The Charlie reboot, Charlie 2.0.

Well, 2.0 or 1.0,

we're just glad you're here.

Thanks.

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

Good tidings we bring

to you and your kin

Good tidings for Christmas

and a happy New Year

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

Where are you kids going?

Uh, we're going... caroling.

In the backyard?

Uh... For squirrels.

Squirrels.

Oh, all right.

Come on, guys, let's go to the tree house.

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