Santa Baby Page #5

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FOR THE BOSS THIS SEASON.

[SILENCE]

YEAH!

IT'S A TOUGH CROWD.

HMM! WATCH AND LEARN.

MARY.

THANK YOU FOR THA INTRODUCTION, GARY.

IT IS SO GREA TO BE HOME AGAIN.

UHH!

[COUGHS]

WHAT IS WITH:

THIS COFFEE?

OH, IT'S

HOT COCOA.

UGH!

[CLEARS THROAT]

I KNOW MY FATHER HAS

TREMENDOUS RESPEC AND ADMIRATION

FOR EVERYONE HERE,

BUT I CAN' HELP BUT THINK

THAT WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN

A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY

TO MOVE THIS OPERATION

OUT OF THE 12th CENTURY

AND INTO THE 21st.

ISN'T SHE BRILLIANT?

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE...

THIS SHOULD BE:

INTERESTING.

...AND I WANT TO HEAR

SOME NEW IDEAS.

ALSO, I'LL NEED DAILY

PRODUCTIVITY REPORTS,

AND I WANT TO SEE

THOSE NUMBERS GOING UP.

SKIP. WHERE'S SKIP?

YOU'RE IN WRAPPING,

RIGHT?

UH-HUH.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO

MOVE HALF YOUR TEAM

OVER TO PRODUCTION.

AT THE END OF THE DAY,

WRAPPING IS EXPENDABLE.

BUT I LIKE WRAPPING.

IT'S NOT ABOU WHAT WE LIKE.

IT'S ABOUT VOLUME,

PEOPLE.

LET'S BE PROACTIVE.

LET'S THINK

OUTSIDE THE BOX.

LET'S TAKE THE "ELF"

OUT OF "SELFISH"

AND MAKE THIS THE BES CHRISTMAS EVER!

[CLAPPING]

[EVERYONE ELSE SILENT]

YOU CALLED FOR ME?

YEAH, GARY. I'M GONNA

NEED YOU TO GE THE MOST RECEN PRODUCTIVITY REPORTS.

BUT SANTA NEVER ASKED

FOR THE--

SANTA ISN' IN CHARGE. I AM.

PRODUCTIVITY REPORTS.

GO!

UH...OK.

[SIGHS]

ALL RIGHT. LET'S FOCUS.

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTAN JOB FOR YOU.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU

TO GO OVER THE LIST.

THE LIST? WHAT LIST?

THE LIST.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU

TO CHECK IT...

AND THEN:

CHECK IT TWICE?

BINGO! BE THOROUGH.

[SIGHS]

DONNA, I'VE WAITED

SO LONG FOR THIS.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RINGS]

HEY, BABY.

HEY, HOW'S YOUR DAD?

OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, HE'S A PAIN

IN THE NECK,

BUT THAT'S PRETTY MUCH

PAR FOR THE COURSE.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR

HE'S OK.

WHEN ARE YOU:

COMING BACK?

YEAH. UM...

I'M GONNA BE UP HERE

A LITTLE LONGER:

THAN I THOUGHT.

MARY?

THERE'S SOME STUFF

I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF.

OH.

WHAT?

WELL, I SORT OF

TOLD THE BOARD:

THAT YOU'D HAVE

THE SPOTLIGH PRODUCT TEST BACK

BEFORE CHRISTMAS,

BUT I GUESS I CAN

GET THEM TO WAIT UNTIL

AFTER THE FIRST.

NO. NO, GRANT, I'VE HAD

SOME STUFF SHIPPED UP.

YOU KNOW ME.

I CAN MULTI-TASK.

OH, THERE--

UH, GRANT, LISTEN,

I GOTTA GO.

CAN I CALL YOU:

TONIGHT?

ALL RIGHT. KISS, KISS.

BYE.

WHAT'S UP, GARY?

I COULDN'T FIND ANY

PRODUCTIVITY REPORTS,

SO I BROUGH CANDY CANES INSTEAD.

OK, THEN.

SO, SERIOUSLY,

HOW ARE WE GONNA DO

THE PRODUCT TESTS?

[SIGHS]

HEY, GARY?

YEAH?

I NEED YOU TO ROUND UP

SOME OF YOUR BUDDIES

AND MEET ME:

IN THE BREAK ROOM.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

YOU BETCHA!

HERE WE GO. THESE ARE

YOUR COMMENT FORMS,

AND I'LL BE PICKING

THEM UP AFTER WE'RE DONE.

OK, GANG, LISTEN UP.

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