Santa Baby
- PG
- Year:
- 2006
- 89 min
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HE'S THE MAN
SOMEONE FOUND:
THE LIGHTED HOUSE
LATE ONE NIGHT:
AND HE SAW:
THROUGH THE WINDOW
A SIGHT:
A BIG MAN:
IN A CHAIR:
AND LITTLE TINY:
MEN EVERYWHERE:
HE'S THE MAN
WITH ALL:
THE TOYS:
HE'S STAYING OUT
IN THE COLD:
AS WE'RE TOLD
ABOUT THE MAN:
WITH ALL:
THE TOYS:
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS--
[yelps, groans]
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
WHAT?
COME ON, DONNA!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHATEVER.
Santa:
LITTLE HELP, HERE?WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS TRAFFIC?
THE STREETS:
PARADE? WHAT PARADE?
UM...THANKSGIVING.
Mary:
YOU CLOSE AN ENTIRE CITYTO DO A 3-HOUR INFOMERCIAL
FOR DEPARTMENT STORES.
GOD, I WISH I WOULD
OH, NO! EMAIL GRANT.
OH!
[cars honking]
HOLD IT!
[sighs]
[cell phone buzzes]
[phone buzzes again]
FOLEY, THIS CONSULTING GENIUS
ANY MINUTE, SIR.
IF THERE'S ONE THING
I'VE LEARNED,
IS DEFINITELY WORTH THE WAIT.
OH, HEY. I NEED THE--
RIGHT HERE.
HERE YA GO.
AND THE--
GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MARY CLASS.
GOOD AFTERNOON.
MISS CLASS.
WE'RE ALL HERE, WAITING
TO BE IMPRESSED.
FOR YOUR MULTISAVE SUPERSTORES.
[STARTLED MURMURS]
Mary:
AND THAT'S WHEREMY FULL PROPOSAL'S
OF TODAY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SOLUTION.
TO SAVE MULTISAVE?
MULTISAVE IS DONE.
FINISHED. EXTINCT.
IN ITS PLACE,
SAME LOCATION.
DIFFERENT ATTITUDE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
REINTRODUCE YOURSELVES.
YOU DON'T SELL...HATS.
YOU DON'T SELL TOASTERS.
BOTTLED WATER?
SPOTLIGHT WATER.
TO THROW AWAY:
EVERYTHING WE'VE BUIL FOR OVER HALF A CENTURY.
MR. HAMILTON.
YOU CAN'T STAND IN
DESTINATION SHOPPING.
TO SPOTLIGHT.
INSTEAD OF GOING
TO THE MALL,
TO SPOTLIGHT.
SPOTLIGHT WILL BECOME
EXPERIENCE.
THAT...
IN YOUR FUTURE.
[champagne cork, popping]
[clinking glass]
CONGRATULATIONS.
[chuckles]
NOTHING?
HAMILTON'S SO IMPRESSED,
SERIOUSLY?
MM-HM.
GRANT...
THAT IS FANTASTIC.
MM...
YOU'RE JUST AMAZING.
I DON'T DESERVE YOU.
[laughing]
[clearing throat]
NO. PLEASE. COME IN.
THE MULTISAVE PAPERWORK.
THANKS, DONNA. WE'VE GO A LOT OF WORK AHEAD OF US.
WELL, WE CAN GET A JUMP ON I OVER THE LONG WEEKEND.
WEEKEND?
THANKSGIVING?
WITH MY PARENTS?
[gasps] OH, GRANT.
ON HOLIDAYS.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
I JUST-- I HAVE
I CAN'T AFFORD
A 4-DAY WEEKEND.
WHEN I GET BACK?
ALL RIGHT.
LUIGI'S? MONDAY?
NO, MONDAY'S NO GOOD.
LUNCH WEDNESDAY?
NO, I'VE GOT RACQUETBALL
WITH HARMON.
HOW ABOUT DRINKS?
[PDA beeps]
HM. NOT A CHANCE.
[PDA beeps]
BRUNCH SUNDAY?
[beeps]
COFFEE, 8:
30,[beeps]
[beeps]
DONE.
[beeps]
Grant:
WELL...HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
OH! WAIT.
I GOT SOME...
HOMEWORK FOR YA.
ON MONDAY.
ON THIS.
BUT TOMORROW'S
A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.
WHICH MEANS WE WON'T GE INTERRUPTED WHILE WE WORK.
[FAKE LAUGH]
SEE YOU IN:
THE MORNING.
SEE YA.
[screams]
[crash]
[finishes yawn]
[exhales hard]
[snores]
[parade music]
Donna:
WOW.SLEEP MUCH?
I GOT A NAP.
THANKS.
OH, WHAT A MESS!
MESS?
IT'S ALL SORTED.
AD CAMPAIGN. MARKET RESEARCH.
LOGO TEST. P.R.
Donna:
YOU'RE AMAZING.SCARY, BUT AMAZING.
I'LL START UPLOADING.
[phone rings]
CLASS CONSULTING.
OH. SURE.
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
IT'S YOUR MOTHER.
MY MOTHER?
[screams]
OH! AH! OH...
[groans]
[laughing]
THANKS.
MOM?
MOM, CALM DOWN.
OH, MY GOD.
OK.
[phone beeps off]
WHAT IS IT?
MY DAD. HE HAD
A HEART ATTACK.
TORONTO BEFORE--
WHERE IS POLARIS, ANYWAY?
NORTH. FAR NORTH.
THE HEAVY COAT.
ALL RIGHT.
A HEART ATTACK WON' EVEN SLOW HIM DOWN.
NO. THAT'S IT.
IT'S FOR YOU.
UP THERE. TRUST ME.
HEY. THANKS FOR
GOING WITH ME.
OF A HOLIDAY.
WHERE YOU GO, I GO.
Mary:
YOU KNOW, THERE'S--THERE'S SOMETHING THAT, UM,
ABOUT MY FAMILY.
THEY'RE, UH-- DIFFERENT.
EMBARRASSED BY THEM,
YEAH. WELL, MY FOLKS
OTHER LEVEL.
[festive crowd]
SAY CHEESE.
[group] CHEESE.
HEY, SVEN.
HAVE A GOOD THANKSGIVING?
SURE DID.
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
[laughing]
YEAH. THEY'RE GOOD
COMPANY, THOUGH, HUH?
YOU KNOW THEY'RE
JUST DOGS, RIGHT?
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
[chuckling]
WITH THE POLE?
UH, YEAH. SURE THING.
SURE THING.
YEAH...
RIGHT?
Sven:
YEAH.[ringing bell]
OH. LOOKS LIKE YOU GO YOURSELF A CUSTOMER.
YEAH.
SEE YA.
SEE YA.
WHOA.
HI, LITTLE PUPPIES!
HE'S SO CUTE.
HI!
[dog whimpering]
HI, LITTLE GUY.
[laughing]
HEY.
OOH.
HEY, PUPPY.
HI!
WHOA...
HEY, LADIES.
CAN I HELP...?
HI, LUKE.
LONG TIME, NO SEE.
WELL, WELL.
LOOK WHO'S BACK.
IT'S, UM...
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
YEAH, I'M, UM...
NOW LISTEN. DON'T WORRY.
YOUR OLD MAN, HE'S TOUGH.
YEAH, WELL... THAT'S
WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.
[clears throat]
ASSISTANT, DONNA.
HI.
ASSISTANT. WOW.
WE WERE HOPIN'
TO GET A RIDE.
YEAH. SURE.
WHY NOT?
I WAS HEADIN'
THAT WAY.
HEY, UM...
REFRESH MY MEMORY.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
MUSH.
[dogs barking]
[laughing]
[moaning]
[laughing]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
AGAIN?
SURE ABOUT THAT?
[shivering]
Guys?
FREEZING, HERE.
MUSH! MUSH!
[dogs howling]
Luke:
HIKE!HIKE! HIKE!
HIKE! HIKE!
COME ON! HIKE!
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