Saints and Soldiers: The Void Page #5

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Well since you could see allow

me to give you the grand tour,

welcome to the Void 100 miles of

debris and carnage after our

troops crossed the Rhine they

advanced over 15 miles a day.

These are the leftovers, yeah we

get to go home and the people of

this country get to stand around

and stare at this.

You like driving trucks?

As they say it is better than

riding at the back of the bus

Sorry I'm not familiar

with that saying.

It's what bus drivers said to us,

colored folks back home in America.

"Negros have to ride in the back of

the bus even if the bus is empty."

What kind of rubbish is that, it

hardly seems fair?

I would say so sir.

Back it up!

Back it up!

Gotta move, let's go, lets go.

Take this through

St. Andreasberg.

Sankt Andreasberg.

And then you turn right

along this road here.

Okay got it.

Simms you look forward

to going home?

You know what I'm looking

forward to, nice clean pair of

pajamas, it's going to be nice not

to have to sleep in this anymore.

That does sound good.

I'm worried about etiquette.

I'm going to say or do something

wrong I know it, like forget how

to use a glass and end up drinking straight

out of the milk bottle or something.

The thing you remember when you

get home is that, these are

ladies they ain't like these

French apples so you can't just

walk up to them and say, "how

much?" Try something like,

"lovely day won't you agree?"

Or, "pardon me but have you ever

"seen the Eiffel Tower?"

Yeah then you can ask

them how much?

Is that you?

You stink I'm not joking

It's the K-rations

Well don't eat the K-rations,

the C-rations are safer.

I don't like meat that comes in

a tin, K-rations have this bar

of chocolate in them and it's

cheap and waxy probably

what does it to me.

Then don't eat it.

Maybe it's the D-bars.

You've been eating

D-bars as well?

No wonder you smell like that.

I like sweets.

Well you know what you don't

smell sweet, you better climb in

your fart sack and sleep it off

tonight, no more

K-rations and no D-bars.

He's got a point.

Yeah and so does the end

of my finger...

pull the pin.

Barlow!

The Hellcats weighs like

35,000 pounds.

You should be able to

cross there.

That bailey bridge will hold the

weight of your Hellcats.

All right thanks, good.

Hey Mack, can I buy a bottle

of soda from you?

Sure.

It's quarter.

What?

It's a nickel back at the CP.

Out here, it's a quarter.

I don't think they are

following us anymore.

Cheers.

That's east right?

Yeah.

So if we head that way.

Yeah it will take us back

to the main road.

Yeah.

All right boys listen up, we are

going to take the scenic route.

So we are going to head up to

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