S.W.A.T. Page #5

Raider Jack Tatum action there.

What you know about Jack Tatum?

Turn your ass over!

Put your hands behind your back!

- Name's Hondo.

- I don't give a damn.

I could've caught him myself.

If you like hard work, long hours

and getting dirty for low pay...

...I got an opening

on my SWAT team.

Shut up!

I don't mind that at all.

Pack your bags.

You're coming to SWAT school.

- SWAT school?

- Shut up!

Don't talk too much! Shut up!

Don't y'all got nothing better to do

than be hauling a black man to jail?

Just perpetuating the cycle,

ain't you?

We'll see how liberal you are

when he's breaking into your place.

"Uh-huh," my ass.

Sure you don't want to sit

in the back?

I could wear a little cap.

I like the view from up here.

The cap thing's a nice touch, though.

Officer Burress, Southwest Division.

Well, your test scores are off the chart,

and you got all the right references.

Thank you, sergeant.

Can I get a hot dog with everything

and a ginger ale, please?

Hot dog with everything,

ginger ale.

- Street?

- Same.

Well, I will have a soy dog,

please...

...on a whole-wheat bun, plain...

...and a tomato juice, if you got it.

Thank you.

I'm a vegetarian.

I'm a bit curious.

You've been a cop six years and

you've never had a civilian complaint?

I try to be courteous and professional

with everyone I encounter.

Well, the thing is, Dave...

- David.

- Right. David.

Here's the thing.

There may come a time in SWA when you gotta get a little dirty...

...behind a street bust.

You know what I'm saying?

No.

How the hell can I trust a man...

...won't eat a good old-fashioned

American hot dog?

He's a vegetarian.

I'm looking for an injured officer,

name of Sanchez.

I'm looking for an injured officer,

name of Sanchez.

Chris Sanchez.

- Room five. In the corner.

- Thank you.

- What do you need, sarge?

- You Sanchez's partner?

Sanchez do that?

- You help?

- No, sarge.

Reminds me of my third divorce.

- Bad day, huh?

- Kiss my ass, "se".

I'm starting to like

this Sanchez already.

Spent four years in Metro,

passed the SWAT quals three times.

Been rejected by Fuller three times.

Might be a reason.

He's got a couple of beefs here.

I'm going to get the nurse

to clean and dress your wound.

Sorry. Wrong room.

- Who you looking for?

- Chris Sanchez.

I'm Chris Sanchez.

You're Chris Sanchez?

Look, if you're Internal Affairs...

...that guy had razorblades

in his mouth.

I had to put him down hard.

I'm sick and tired of these bullshit

complaints because some "vato..."

...doesn't like getting thrown

to the pavement by a woman.

I look like IAD to you?

Who are you?

Wait, now, that guy had about

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