S.W.A.T. Page #4

Tell you what...

...I got 100 here says that guy

can kick your ass.

Are you kidding me, Hondo?

Come on. He's our gun bunny.

Oh, well, let's make it 200 then.

Sure. A couple more lap dances

for me tonight.

- Want a piece of this?

- Yeah.

Don't look so worried.

Yo.

Wanna make some extra money?

Hey, don't forget to take

your safety off.

- Street.

- You better get your game face on.

Don't beat him so badly I can't get

a rematch, all right?

I won't make any promises.

It's my money, man.

Shooters, on the line!

Shooters, on the line!

Stand by! Ready!

Put them on safe! Holster!

Here's your winner.

I won, baby.

Thoroughbred!

Yeah, yeah. Passport, please.

Next.

- Next.

- You have anything to declare?

I don't know how you got this

through De Gaulle.

You can't bring this

through the airport.

For luck. Luck.

Gift from my father. Not dangerous.

- Mail it home.

- Okay.

Mail it home.

- Okay?

- Okay. Okay. "Merci."

- Hey, Gus!

- Yeah.

Isn't that eternal damnation

you're chowing down there?

You can't tell Michelle.

Isn't she gonna smell the fries

on your breath?

That's why God invented mouthwash.

She'll never know.

Gus, you're cheating on your wife

with fast food.

You're right. You're absolutely right.

Street, you have a driver's license?

- Got a library card.

- That's good enough.

So get your uniform on.

You're driving me today.

Come on.

Did you get my return ticket

and papers?

Flight leaves tonight at midnight.

- No one knows I'm here?

- Just me.

Where do you wanna go?

It's my uncle's birthday.

I want to surprise him.

If you want me to come by

and mow your lawn later...

...I'm available, sergeant.

- I'll keep that in mind.

Call me Hondo.

I was a Marine. Did two years

in Nam, recon unit.

Spent the next four teaching

combat survival. You serve?

- Yeah.

- Navy SEALs, right?

- That's what my file says.

- So, what did you do for them?

Besides rescue Marines

when they got lost?

You sniper detail,

amphibious assault, what?

My boat-crew leader always said

if anyone knew what we did...

...we'd failed.

That's fair enough.

So where are we going, Hondo?

What say we go see what

the weather's like in South Central?

Tell us where your boyfriend is.

Look, I don't speak Spanish!

Tell me where your boyfriend is!

You're not helping him any!

You're not...

Somebody here gonna get locked up!

R-61-15 in foot pursuit.

Suspect headed south,

west of Defiance.

One black male in Lakers purple.

Repeat:
One black male

in Lakers purple.

That's our guy talking.

Where's he at?

What the hell you doing, Navy SEAL?

- Oh, hell yeah! Get on, baby, get on!

- Come on!

Damn! That looked like some Oakland

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