Ruin Me Page #5

who just happened to

wander into our campsite

at exactly the time we were

due for a good scare.

Besides, it's a little

obvious, don't you think?

I mean,

the real twist would be

if one of us was

an escaped mental patient.

Hell, it could be you.

Or you.

Or maybe we're all

escaped mental patients...

and none of this is real.

Alex? Stay with me!

Don't you f***ing leave me!

F***!

Alex?

Alex? Alex!

Alex, wake up.

What?

It was nothing.

How's your arm?

It seems okay.

Nothing I can't handle.

You slept well.

I guess I did.

That adrenaline rush

wore me out.

How'd you sleep?

You know, we've done enough.

I can just say the safe phrase,

then we can go home.

It's just one more day.

Sh*t.

The cooler's locked.

But I'm hungry now.You're always hungry.

-Whoa!

-Wicked.

Geez, these guys love

their fake blood.

-Mm...corn syrup.

-There's numbers on them.

Five digit lock?

Where's Tim?

Maybe he can help us

solve this.

I'll get him.

Hey, Tim.

Tim, wake up.

Okay, coming in.

His stuff's gone.

That little b*tch.

I bet he figured

something out and took off.

Maybe he said

the safe phrase.

Or he was a plant.

Yeah, here to make sure

that we found our way

out into

the middle of nowhere.

-He had the compass.

-What was Tim's number?

Uh, three, why?

There's no

number three here.

It's a slasher trope.

They're picking us off

one by one.

Wait, don't touch it.

These are pointing.

Oh, sh*t, you're right.

Meet back here

in 15 minutes,

even if you don't

find anything.

Looks like you're with me.

So, what are

we looking for?

I don't know, another

piece of the puzzle.

They're probably

watching us right now

and hoping we'll make out.

I'm not really a cherry

Chapstick kind of girl.

So, your boyfriend's cute,

if you're into

overgrown Eagle Scouts.

Thanks.

What's he like in bed?

Um...

So, you guys are,

like, open?

I mean that's not

why I was asking.

I was just making girl talk.

And the term is polyamorous.Isn't it just called dating?

Dating's for teenagers.

Poly is for mature adults

who can handle more

than one committed,

honest relationship.

So you don't believe

in soul mates?

Sure I do.

Every girl needs

a couple soul mates.

You have a lot

of friends, right?

You have your party friends,

your old married couple friends,

and you get something

different from all of them.

I'm the same with boyfriends.

So what do you

get from Pitch?

I'm sorry,

I didn't mean --

Dominated, degraded.

Used.

Does that make

you uncomfortable?

Nope.

What do you get

from Nathan?

Stability.

You guys met at like

a corporate retreat, didn't you?

Nathan's a cognitive

behavioral therapist.

We met when

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