Ruin Me Page #3

-Or just the wrong moment.

-Can you fix it?

I could if I had

a soldering iron.

Why would

you want to anyway?

So we have

a working flashlight.It's not part of the game.

Pitch, favorite

horror movie.

"Chaos."

Eww, no, that's the one

where Sage Stallone cuts

the girl's nipple off

and makes her eat it.

Ugh.

Tim, get that image

out of my head please.

Favorite horror movie.

Um...

"Dead Ringers."Cronenburg, classy.

It's okay.

We're allowed to play.

Um, Alex.

Favorite horror movie.

Oh, I don't really

watch horror films.

And yet you're here,

at the Ultimate Horror

Movie Experience.

She's a really good

girlfriend.

Favorite not

horror movie then.

"Dirty Dancing."

Now that's horrifying.

The sh*t that we watch,

it's twisted, yeah,

but everyone knows

it's completely fake.

Movies like that,

those are insidious.

"Insidious"!

Love that movie!

People watch these

romantic movies

and they think that's

how life's supposed to be.

It's such bullshit.

You really think

we're all that naive?

Yeah, I do.

I think I'm ready

to go to bed.

Maybe we shouldn't sleep.

You know?

There could be more show.

Wait up for the Boogeyman?We should do something fun.

Like what?

I don't know...

play Truth or Dare?

Or we could skip

the boring part,

and I can just

get naked now.

I don't think it's

that kind of crowd.

Maybe you should follow him.

Really?

Really.

You can come visit me

in the doghouse later.

Woof.

I'm out.

This is a really fun crew.

Good night, Larry.

Good night.

That's some pretty loud

make-up sex

our friends are having.

Are they our friends?

How come we never

have make-up sex?

'Cause we never really fight,

I guess?

13 months together, not

a single knock-down drag-out.

We must be doing

something right.

Or we're just really good

at suppressing our feelings.

Why would you say that?

I was just joking.

What's the grain of truth?

There is none.

It was a joke.

If something was wrong

you would tell me, right?

Of course.

You know I love you, and

I just want you to be happy.

Yeah.

Yes, I love you too,

but sometimes I just --

Anytime someone says "but,"

you can ignore what

they said right before it.

Pbht.

Okay. I love you.

And sometimes it's hard for me

to express my feelings.

Do that again.

Do what?

Pbht.

Why?

Just do it.

Pbht --

No.

No, what?

Stop.

I'm not doing anything.

I'm not doing anything.

You know this has always

kind of been a fantasy of mine.

What has?

I don't know.

Sleeping bags, campfire in

the middle of the woods,

like in a horror movie.

And then a guy

in an old hockey mask

comes and impales us both?

Well, not that part,

obviously.

I mean, you do have

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