Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Page #5

You mean you want the Princess

to be your new mummy?

Yup. She's everything

I've been wishin' for.

She's real nice, she loves Reptar.

And bestest of all,

we could live happily forever after.

Stewart, what a surprise!

Everyone, this is Madame LaBouche.

MademoiseLLe.

Who is this devastatingly handsome

man you are trying to hide from me?

That's my good friend Chas Finster.

Enchantee.

Bonsoir, MademoiseLLe.

Call me Coco.

And that adorable misproportioned

ragamuffin must be your son.

Madame LaBouche!

- Hi, Kira.

- What?!

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but these need your signature.

- Can you join us for dinner?

- You're much too busy, Kira.

That's too bad.

That must be Kimi!

- Who?

- My daughter.

Of course.

So, Kimi, do you and your mummy

and daddy live in Reptarland?

Not exactly. It's just me

and my mummy, and we live in Paris.

But I gets to come here all the time.

- You met the Princess?

- Sure. Lots of times.

She lives in that castle

on that bowlcano

and comes out between 'splosions.

Now we know where to find

your new princess mum, Chuckie.

Chuckie?

Sorry, I stopped

listening after 'splosions.

Would Kimi like to come to the park

with me and the kids tomorrow?

What a coincidence! I planned to

spend the day with her there myself.

- But, Madame! You never...

-...tire of taking care of Kimi.

So, it's a date!

It'll just be you and me

and that adorable swarm of infants.

Wow! Robosnail!

I think I'm in love.

Hi, Robie.

Why didn't you follow my design?

I used paper clips and rubber bands

for a reason!

I love their fries,

but this is advanced robotics.

- It looks pretty complicated.

- Actually, it's not.

You just put on the gear,

and anything you do, Reptar does.

It's so simple,

a child could work it. Right, champ?

Sorry!

Did I say child? I meant young adult.

Bonjour, everyone!

- Ready to go, mon cheri?

- Let me just get Dilly settled.

And how is

this precious gherkin today?

You're just a lawsuit

waiting to happen, aren't you?

Mon cheri, I could listen to your

fascinating health history all day.

I'll tell you about my sinus drainage

when I get back from the restroom.

Would you mind holding Dil?

- Of course not.

- This should be good.

So, we meet again.

How delightful.

Kira! They're staring at me,

and this child is leaking

from the mouth!

- What do I do?

- Just smile and be nice.

Hello! You are not horrible.

Let go!

Do you know

how much I paid for these lips?

I don't think Dil likes

that lady too much.

Stop it, you dripping urchin!

I don't think she likes Dil

too much, either.

She's not a very nice lady.

She's too pointy.

- He's crying. What do I do now?

- Comfort him. Gently bounce him.

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