Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

I believe in the playground.

It's my favouritest place

in the whole wild world.

But two yesterdays ago a bad thing

happened when we was playing there.

Some big boys took my brother's binky

and buried it in the sandbox.

Binky bye-bye.

They maked my brother cry.

So I said:
"Dilly,

this is a job for the Bobfather."

You come to me

on the day of this wedding,

and ask me to take care of the boys

who made your brother cry?

No. Dil just wants a new binky.

That's it? A binky?

I don't get to squeeze no one's head

or pull no one's hair?

- No.

- Binky, peeze!.

Dumb baby. Can't even make

a good wish. All right, kiss my ring.

Go send the next one in,

and tell him to bring a sponge.

Nine, eleven, twenty...

Chuckie!. You're not supposed to look

at your feet when you're dancing.

But I gots to, Susie. They just keep

getting all tanglied up.

Faster, Phillip!.

We gots to get to the peoples on top.

- I gots dibs on the feets.

- Phil, Lil...

The Bobfather wants to see you now.

I can't believe

Angelica saw that movie last night.

I can't mother and merger

at the same time.

She only saw a scene or two.

It couldn't have made an impression.

Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.

That's what you get for wiping

your boogers on Cynthia.

So that's where I left them!

Let's give a round of applause to

this week's number one newly-weds:

Mr and Mrs Lou and Lulu Pickles!

Let's show these whippersnappers

how it's done.

I didn't get these plastic hips

for nothing!

Think you'll ever tie the knot again?

'Cause I got a cousin who's lookin'.

Big bones, broad shoulders...

And she can eat her weight in cheese!

Thanks, Betty, but cheese

gives me hives. So does dating.

Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.

You're like family to me, Finster.

Name your wish.

Gosh, Bobfather,

I don't know what to wish for.

Just pick something already!

I don't mean your nose!

Come on, Chuckie.

Granpa Lou's throwing the gardener.

I'll take that binky.

There you go, Drooly.

It fell off a truck.

See, Dilly? You got your wish.

- I'm really happy for you, Pop.

- Yeah, Lulu's a great lady.

Yep, she's a keeper! 'Course,

no one will ever replace your mother.

It's her love in here that helped

this old geezer love again.

Now it's time for a special dance

for all the kids and their mums.

Mummy just loves dancing

with her handsome boys.

Angelica!

Wait, Angelica! I think I know

what I want to wish for.

I'd kinda like to have a new mummy.

Sorry, Finster, game's over. Besides,

I'm wanted on the dance floor.

But that's my wish.

It's getting late, Chuckie.

What do you say we head home?

Chuckie, what are you doing up?

I was just looking through

some of our old things.

Remember your Wawa?

Your mummy made it for you.

Oh, Chuckie, your mum was

an amazing woman.

I bet she's in heaven right now

looking down on us.

I've been missing her

so much, Chuckie.

Maybe we could use

a mummy's touch around here.

Huh, little guy?

You got to love the lnternet.

Behold the future of dating.

What are they doing?

My daddy's helping your daddy

catch some dates in a net.

- What are dates?

- Big raisins that make you poop.

- What is it with you babies and poop?

- Where do you want us to start?

Wow! My own web page!

"Chas Finster.

Bureaucrat. Bachelor."

- Are you sure this is gonna work?

- Look, you already have 1 2 dates.

That's triple my lifetime record.

Look at this one. She loves sunsets,

long walks on sandy beaches

and "is not allowed

in the state of Kentucky".

I don't know about this, Stu.

Let me put it to you this way.

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