Rockula Page #6

' Yes?

- YES.

And then she will be all yours.

- I could mount and stuff her.

- She will be your sleeping princess.

- YES.

Yes, I see it.

I could freeze her, cryogenically.

- Oh.

I suppose it would work.

- She'll be mine.

All mine forever.

When do I do it?

- It must be down on Halloween.

- Right.

- But there is one catch, though.

You must dress as a pirate.

- A pirate?

- A pirate.

With a rhinestone peg leg.

- A rhinestone peg leg?

A rhinestone peg leg.

- And you must dispatch

her with a ham bone.

- Ambone?

Okay, okay, okay, a ham bone.

- Yo, Yo, Yo, yo, Hans,

what's up, what's up?

Oh not much, you know,

I've just been hangin'

with Yolanda and Dee.

Kick it!

- You were great.

- Ralphie?

Oh, there's my boy.

- Mom, what are you doing here?

- Oh, Ralph, I am so proud of you.

Your little band was fantastic.

- Mom.

- And you must be Mona.

Oh.

Look how pretty you are this time.

- Yes, yes, she is.

Uh, Mona, this is my mother.

- Hi.

It is so nice to meet you.

- Meet me?

No, no, dear, the pleasure's all mine.

Oh, just me look at you.

Oh, it's so nice to see the

two of you together again.

- Excuse me?

- Uh yeah, well we have to be going.

- Oh well I won't keep you,

but we must have Mona over for dinner.

- Mom.

- I would love to.

- Mona.

- Thursday night?

- Can't Thursday night,

Mona's video is premiering.

- Well we could go after.

- After?

- Thursday night it is then.

- I can't believe this.

- Well I have to run now.

I have a meeting with my ladies' social.

It's pistol range night

and I'm really getting

much better at this.

Practice, practice, practice.

- Doesn't anybody go bowling anymore?

Oh!

It's raining cats and dogs!

I just stepped in a poodle!

- I feel like I've known you forever.

I think the rain is stopping.

Wow.

What was that?

- I don't know, but it

was definitely beautiful.

- That

was Mona and the premiere

of By My Side here on Slack TV.

Coming up...

- You were wonderful.

- Thank you honey.

- Both of you.

- Well the kids were Mona's idea.

- Don't be so modest, Ralph.

- Listen, Mona, about dinner

with my mother tonight.

I don't think it's a very good idea.

- Why not?

- In fact, I think it's time

I start my own record label,

you know, Morgue Music

or maybe Death Records.

Or just RIP, it's sort of

catchy, don't you think?

Mona, just terrific.

Congratulations, the both of you.

- Thank you.

Um, Stanley, why are you

wearing garlic around your neck?

- Oh.

This is in honor of Ralph

here, I should I say Rockula?

It's pretty pungent,

wouldn't you say, Ralphie?

- Smells great, I love garlic.

- Yes, you might say

I have a stake in what

happens to you.

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