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- Slip her the tongue?

- It was on the cheek.

- Loser!

- You never stop.

Bye mom, I'll see you later.

- Well don't you look cute

and where are you going?

- Out.

- With who?

- Friends.

- And when will you back?

- Later.

- You met her, didn't you?

- Duh, mom.

- Oh, honey, I'm so happy.

- You're crushing my suit.

- Oh, we're gonna have to

have her over for dinner.

- I'd rather not do that right now, mom.

- Oh, you're ashamed of your mother!

That's it, isn't it?

- No, that's not.

That's not it.

It's that she's gonna be in of a big shock

when I tell her and I

wanna break it to her easy,

by myself.

I'm not ashamed of you, mom.

I love you.

- Oh.

I must look a mess.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey,

of course you're right.

But promise me you won't elope.

Because I want a big wedding.

- Of course.

And you're not a mess.

You look better than most

women a 10th your age.

- I know.

You're a dear.

I honestly don't know what

I'd do without my boy.

Now what are you standing there for?

Now you go off and you have a good time.

And you give Mona a big

kiss from mommy.

- O kaY/ bye'

- Oh.

- But what struck me

the most were his eyes.

I mean, they almost seemed

haunted, didn't they?

- You wanna know what happened that day?

Egon was married to this

girl, Mary or Maddie,

I can't believe I forgot her name.

anyway-

He had this girl posing for him.

She was 16, she was

gorgeous, she was beautiful.

They started shacking up.

And the day that Mary found out,

she walked in on them

and was gonna tell Egon

that she was pregnant.

- Well did she leave him?

- No, god, she was like

this glutton for punishment.

- Ralph.

How do you know about all this?

- I don't know, why?

- You were talking about

it as, I don't know,

almost as if you had

been there or something.

- That was like over 100 years ago.

I couldn't have been, I read

it, in art class, that's it.

- Oh.

You're a good story teller Ralph.

- Yeah, I got a couple of doozies for ya.

- I see a girl.

Her name is, uh, Mona?

- Yeah, right, right, my girlfriend.

I mean my ex-girlfriend.

- Oh.

I see her with another man.

- That little twerp.

- You should not call

people names, Stanley.

- Yeah, right, sorry.

- She thinks she loves him, but she really

loves you, Stanley.

- Really?

- YES.

But she is under his spell.

' Spell?

- Spell, Stanley, for

this is no ordinary man.

He is a vampire.

- A vampire?

- A vampire, Stanley.

Yours is no ordinary destiny.

- I knew it.

- Don't interrupt.

It is your destiny to save Mona.

- Yes, but, how can I do it?

- Stanley, your business is death,

your life is death, your destiny is death.

You must kill her, Stanley.

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