Robin Hood: Men In Tights Page #5

Help! Help me!

Help me! Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!

There, there. You're all right now.

Thank you, Robin.

You saved me life.

- What?

- Air!

Sorry.

There. I'm in your debit.

- Think nothing of it.

- Are you all right?

Let me introduce you to my friends.

That is Blinkin...

...and this is Ahchoo.

Bless you.

That's my name, man.

Let me introduce you

to my best friend.

Will Scarlet.

Scarlet's my middle name.

My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.

We're from Georgia.

He's deadly with his daggers.

Really? How's about a demonstration?

Gladly.

Fire an arrow...

...straight at my heart.

Are you serious?

Absolutely.

Goodbye.

What part of Georgia you from?

South Central?

I haven't quite figured

that part out yet.

I see.

I'm sorry about the toll thing, Robin.

It's Prince John.

He's taken our homes and everything

we own. We've nothing left.

Not to worry, Little John.

I'm planning to make trouble for

Prince John and Rottingham.

Tonight, I'll crash their party...

...to tell them I'll fight to rid

England of their tyranny!

Good! We'll join you!

Hear, hear!

I can't risk the lives of others.

One can get in more easily than six.

I must be off.

Fare thee well.

I'll see thee upon my return.

All right, man. Peace, bro.

Take it easy.

Man, white men can't jump.

- Here you are, son.

- Your ticket, sir.

Kill him!

No, wait!

You know, a mime...

...is a terrible thing to waste.

Let him go.

Good evening, lady.

Lovely!

Maid Marian...

...you know our good

Sheriff of Rottingham?

You look ravishing, my dear.

Please allow me to help you

to your seat.

I must say that Prince John has spared

no expense for tonight's party.

We have exotic foods from across

the seas. Coconuts, bananas...

...and dates.

Would you care for a date?

- Yes, thank you.

- How about next Thursday?

Good evening.

That's him! That's him!

That's Loxley!

Greetings, Your Highness.

Tref.

A present for you and your guests.

That's a wild boar!

No, no. That's a wild pig.

That's a wild bore.

Funny!

Very amusing!

So you're Robin of Loxley, huh?

I've heard so much about you.

And you are?

Maid Marian.

Maid Marian.

Rumours of your beauty have travelled

far and wide.

Yet I see they hardly do you justice.

What a smoothie!

He's definitely a smoothie.

Enough!

King illegal forest...

...to pig wild...

...kill in it a is...

What?

I mean, don't you know?

It is illegal to kill wild pig

in the king's forest!

Is it not also illegal

to sit in the king's throne...

...and usurp his power in his absence?

Careful, Robin! You go too far.

I've only just begun.

I'm warning you, if you don't stop

levying these taxes...

...l'll lead the people

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