Roadside Romeo Page #5

Just say the word!

Anything?

Yeah anything!

Fine!

I perform at the Moonlight

Nightclub once a week.

Tomorrow's my show.

If you really love me

then you'll have to

get on that stage.

. in front of

everyone and dance with me!

That's all?

Done deal!

But Hello! Your name.

Laila!

WHIPEEEE!

Hold on a sec. Hey Romeo.

where are you taking us?

And why are you flashing

your pearlies that way?

You look funny!

You are seeing funny my friend!

Guys. guys!

Romeo. is in love!

So who is she?

Follow me.

Excuse me please!

LAILA!

We're done for!

LAILA? Are you out of your mind?

Oye numbskull, couldn't

you find anyone else?

Charlie Anna's crazy about Laila!

She. She. she's.

Anna's girlfriend?

Heck no! She doesn't so much as

look at the dude.

But since Anna's crazy about her.

no one dare speak to her.

They're scared!

Only a lunatic would

dare mess with Anna

And you're truly loony man!

Buddy!

Anna's gonna smack

the life out of you.

He will hit you with life!

(Imitating Dharmendra)

You'll die like a dog Romeo!

It's been a while since

I last had the good fortune.

. to see the future Mrs. Anna.

Start!

YrF

Touch.

Touch these lips.

Touch my heart just this one time,

come on

Say the words just this one time,

come on

O Laila! O Laila!

O Laila! O Laila!

I'm the dog of your dreams

O Laila! O Laila!

Touch.

Touch these lips.

These lips smile.

why don't you go on and smile too.

They sparkle,

touch and turn them to stars

Bring them to earth,

just this one time, come on

come on

They're closer now,

just this one time, come on

. come on.

O Laila! O Laila!

O Laila! O Laila!

I'm the dog of your dreams

O Laila! O Laila!

Touch.

Touch these lips.

NO! ROMEOOO. ROMEOOOOOO.!

LAILA! LAILA!

ROMEO!

Guys. come on. let me go!

No. no. not up there.

Hey Romeo, you're dead meat.

You ball of gel, there's no way

Anna's gonna let you go today.

PLEASE STOP!

IT'S HURTING!

I'M LIKING!

Now you know.

what happens to those who

dance with my one and only Laila?

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

STOP PLEASE!

So you wanna dance eh. eh?

You wanna be

Michael Jackson eh. eh?

AIYYO! WHY?

WHY I ZAY!

Why doesn't Laila love me!

Me. this dashing,

handsome matinee hero.

why does she treat me

like an extra.

Why does she have to

dance with this fool?

Come to think of it.

I'm not half bad looking myself.

HEY! MIRROR!

Look at this!

I am so handsome.

. before me all are pale!

But before Laila.

I always fail!

What to do Oh MUMMY.

what to do?

YANGELS!

It's THE END for him!

AAAAH! ANNA STOP PLEASE!

I didn't know you liked Laila!

I'm new here!

I'll bring Laila around!

I'll make her

fall in love with you!

YANGELS STOP I ZAY! Wait!

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