Roadside Romeo

Synopsis: This is the story of Romeo. A dude who was living the life. He had the works - the mansion to live in, the chicks to party with and the cars to be driven around in. Until one day, the family he was the favorite pet of, decided to move and left him back, abandoned on the mean streets of Mumbai. Romeo is now faced with situations he has never been in before. He encounters four strays, who scare the daylights out of him. But soon, he smooth talks his way into their hearts and he makes friends. Then, Romeo finds love! He encounters the beautiful, ravishing Laila, the most beautiful girl he has ever seen - and he loses his heart to her at first sight. Finally, he encounters a villain! The dreaded Don of the area - Charlie Anna. The Don who everyone is scared of. So hop on to the adventure as Romeo, wins friendship, love and a new life - inspite of Charlie Anna and his gang! Watch how Romeo turns into - Roadside Romeo! This Diwali - Get ready for a barking good time!!
Director(s): Jugal Hansraj
Production: Yash Raj Films/Walt Disney Films
  2 wins & 1 nomination.
93 min

Oh Romeo.

Knock knock knock ask who's there

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darling?

Knock knock knock ask who's there

I'm Romeo

I have the world at my feet

I'm everyone's envy

Seeing me they burn and fry

go on, ask me


I'm Romeo

lovin lovin is what I do

I'm Romeo

I've got these girls in my arms

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darling?

I'm Romeo

the world's at my feet

Oh Romeo.

One two three

You talking to me?

Five six seven

Welcome to my heaven

Shampoo and conditioning

And curls swirls twirls

Diamonds and pearls

And girls girls girls

I've never had a want

and never will

Come on and see

Ooh aah me

I'm Romeo

lovin lovin is what I do

I'm Romeo

I've got these girls in my arms

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darling?

I'm Romeo

Oh Romeo.


What the.


Gross man!


what you just saw

that wasn't a dream

that was my life.

yes, my life.!

What I'm trying to say my friends

is that.

That was my life,

till a few days ago.

yes, just a few days ago

I had it all.

I was living the good life.

and then suddenly.

no manners!

The family I was

the favourite pet of

sold everything they had

and just upped and left for London.

Those silly kids got bored of me

and they thought they would get a

new dog from London.


New dog my paw!

They left me with their servant.

and that lazy guy tossed me

out here and took off!

This place is the pits!

I mean.

. there isn't even a loo here man!

Where does one pee?

Anyway. such is life!

One moment you have everything.

and the next moment. nothing!

Hey half pint!


What you doing here?

Uh, well sir.

you see sir.

What's a 'sir' dude?

You pip-less pipsqueak.

can't you talk like a dog?

Er. well you see. actually.

Aye english medium.

want a knuckle sandwich?

Thirsty eh?

You were being thirsty?

Thirst was hitting?

This tap ours.

No one gets droppings of water.

. if we don't say so.

This is Hero English and

Guru's domain.


Er. excuse me.

Hey you piece of rotten orange peeI!

Weren't you just stretched out

and sleeping here?

ok. hehe.


Look here gentledogs.

Why's he calling us dogs 'gentle'?

(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)

Heyyy Mini.

(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)

You're a cat, stay a cat!

(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)

Don't try to be a dog!

Aey IntervaI.

keep quiet.

film freak!

Come on, show me the money!


What money?

Bones you fooI.

let's see some bones.

It's our currency. you see!

Uh. ah. ok!

What man?

Look. buddies,

I'll just leave. ok!

Get me a knife!

Let's teach this guy a lesson!

No! Hey listen.

guys. guys. guys.

Boss, let's use a blade!

A knife won't be same things.

That talk is not there buddy!

Aey Guru!

(Imitating Sunny DeoI)

This fist is heavy as a ton!

(Imitating Sunny DeoI)

Should I just knock him out?

I say.

. use a pair of scissors.


These guys are really dumb!

Excuse me.


You guys haven't actually

hurt anyone ever.


Not yet. but we're

dying to make a start


. and you'll be just perfect!

Like guys.

Stop. Stop. excuse me.


No I mean seriously,

look at you guys.

You don't look like

goons at all.

do you know how cooI

goons look these days?

Do you?

you chaps look like a bunch of

villain's sidekicks.

. from an 80's bollywood


I mean people are bored of this

predictable stuff. it's old hat.

Spice things up a bit guys!

Leave the past behind.

the world's zipping past you!


I can help you guys.

I could give you a cooI look.

like style you guys.

Eh! What's this son-of-a-ticketless

traveller saying?

You catch his drift?

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Jugal Hansraj

Jugal Hansraj (born 26 July 1972) is an Indian actor, model, producer, writer and a national award-winning director, based in Mumbai. Hansraj started his career as a child artist in the 1983 film Masoom, which starred Naseeruddin Shah and Shabana Azmi. He continued his career as a child actor in films like Karma (1986) and Sultanat (1986). He featured as a model for TV and print as a child and appeared in notable ad campaigns. He made his acting debut as an adult in Aa Gale Lag Jaa in 1994. Subsequently, he featured in the blockbusters Mohabbatein (2000), Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham (2001) and Salaam Namaste (2005). He served as writer and director for the 2008 computer-animated film Roadside Romeo. It won the National Film Award for Best Director (Animation Film), Best Film (Animation Film) and Technical Award for Best Animation. It also won Best Animation Film at the Cairo International Film Festival. A song sequence from the film was also nominated for the Visual Effects Society Awards in Los Angeles for Best Animated Sequence. It also won awards for Best Animation Film and Best Director (Animation Film) at the Screen Awards and at Frames FICCI. In June 2012, Hansraj was invited by Film Victoria to host a Master Class session at the Indian Film Festival Melbourne. In 2014, Hansraj joined Dharma Productions as the Head of Creative Development. Since 2014, Hansraj is married to Jasmine Dhillon. more…

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