Road to Rio Page #5

with him. Watch this here.

Loves to show his teeth. You can't blame

him, though. They cost him a pretty penny.

You see?

No use worrying.

"Love is funny"

"Or it's sad"

"Or it's quiet"

"Or it's mad"

"It's a good thing"

"Or it's bad"

"But beautiful"

"Beautiful

To take a chance"

"And if you fall

You fall"

"And I'm thinking

I wouldn't mind at all"

"Love is tearful

Or it's gay"

"It's a problem

Or it's play"

"It's a heartache

Either way"

"But beautiful"

"And I'm thinking"

"If you were mine

I'd never let you go"

"And that would be"

"But beautiful I know"

Ah, you happy little Grable bait.

Come on in. What happened?

Did you brush her off?

Or do I have to learn how to

say "not guilty" in Portuguese?

This girl's in trouble, boy.

Big trouble, big! She's in a worse

jam than that girl in Bridgeport.

Bridgeport? You mean the

wife of that sword-swallower?

Chased us six blocks,

burping daggers all the way?

Don't go again,

please, please.

Lucia?

Lucia?

Are you asleep?

Listen closely, child.

You love Sherman.

I love Sherman.

Those two men you met tonight,

they're stowaways.

They're stowaways.

They should be reported.

They should be reported.

You hate them.

You loathe them.

You despise them.

I hate them.

I loathe them.

I despise them.

Sleep, child.

Sleep.

Yes! How do you...?

You like sugar on your ketchup?

Nice grab, a bottle of blood.

No toothpicks, even.

I'm going to eat a shoe.

Hey, don't snap your cap. Come

on, we'll get something solid.

Wait. I can't go out there in

this costume, they'll pick me up.

Which is a switch.

That's right.

Let us be inventive, egghead.

We take your leotard...

Steady now.

Open your coat.

Will it fit this high?

You'll be a smash on the deck.

You'll look like Lord Puffing well

out for his bracer in the morning.

That's jolly, isn't it?

There you are.

Oh, that's grand.

Put a bottle of tiger sweat in my

hand and I'm a man of distinction.

Will you join me in a bloater?

Lead, old boy. Thank you.

There you are, Mr. Stanton.

Anything else, sir?

That's all.

How do you do?

How are you?

Starting to kick up a bit.

Keep a stiff upper. It always gets

choppy through the Gulf Stream.

I clearly remember

the last trip.

I understand at that time the

ship did a complete somersault.

Oh, yes.

Lost my wife, you know?

Oh, lucky fellow! Lucky fellow!

Will you join me in a spot

of breakfast, maybe a waffle?

Shall we, then? That

titillates my gastric juices.

My stomach is drooling

too, you know.

Maple syrup, honey?

Nice thick maple syrup.

Yes, and maybe a piece of ham.

Nice thick greasy ham.

With a little bit of fatback.

And some banana cream pie.

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