Risky Business Page #3

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MAN 1:

A couple of boys in daddy's car.

MAN 2:

Do you want to race?

Come on, let's go for it, huh?

MAN 1:

Hey, come on, p*ssy.

Hit it.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Okay. Good.

You've done the old-man's-car bit.

That's a good start.

Now, try this on for size.

"The Leather Castle.

Chicago's finest dominants

and submissives.

Fully-equipped dungeons.

Beginners welcome."

It sounds great, Miles.

Oh, oh! Here's one.

"My daddy used to spank

my bare bottom.

Now he's gone.

Will you take his place?

Call Misty."

Come on, Joel.

You gotta take advantage of this.

They come right to your house.

"Countess Angelique seeks

young submissive with large ankles!"

Joel, how can you miss?

MILES:

This is the one.

"For a good time in the privacy

of your own home, call Jackie:

Succinct, to the point,

down to business. What do you say?

Look...

...if you wanna call,

call for yourself, okay?

Ha, ha. A good time, Joel.

In the privacy of your own home.

What else can you ask for?

I'll make my own calls, thank you.

Then...

...call.

Forget it.

Forget it.

All right, all right.

I'm calling.

You're calling?

Someday, you'll thank me for this.

You'd better not mention me, Miles.

Hi, Jackie?

Oh, answering machine.

Hi, Jackie, this is Joel Goodsen,

-A**hole. Hey.

-I'd like a good time tonight. Bye.

[LAUGHING]

-Really cute, Miles.

-Thank you.

-That was really cute.

-Ha-ha-ha.

Now give me the number

so I can call her back.

What number?

There's no number.

Give me the number, damn it.

-I'm telling you...

-Miles.

--there's no number.

You're an a**hole.

Gotta go. Check you later.

[MILES COUGHS]

Shithead.

Shithead!

[TV PLAYING FOOTBALL GAME

INDISTINCTLY]

[VEHICLE APPROACHING OUTSIDE]

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

[FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

JOEL:

Oh, God.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.

How are you this evening?

Nice to meet you, Jackie.

I'm not Joel.

Joel stepped out for a moment. Um...

I'll go call him. Joel.

Thank you.

Holy sh*t.

[DIALING PHONE]

Dalby, get your ass over here.

MILES:

I'm playing cards, Joel.

Just get over here!

Is she there?

Yes, she is here,

and she is waiting for you.

No, she's not waiting for me, Joel,

she's waiting for you.

Are you coming?

No. I'm playing cards.

You're not coming?

No.

Get over here, Dalby!

No.

[SIGHS]

JOEL:

Hi.

I'm... Look, I'm sorry about

the misunderstanding.

Joel, be a courageous person.

Open the door.

That way, you see, I can call a cab.

Uh, again, I'm really sorry.

As long as we come to an arrangement,

I'm in no mood for complaining.

I mean, when you put

your good money down...

...you gotta get what you went after

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