
Risky Business
- R
- Year:
- 1983
- 99 min
- 2,039 Views
(0.00 / 0 votes)I go to the neighbors'.
I ring, but nobody answers.
The door is open, so I go inside.
I'm looking around for the people,
And then
I hear the shower running...
...so I go upstairs
to see what's what.
[WATER RUNNING]
JOEL:
Then I see her.
This... girl.
This incredible girl.
I mean, what she's doing there
I don't know...
...because she doesn't live there...
...but it's a dream, so I go with it.
''Who's there?'' she says.
''Joel,'' I say.
''What are you doing here?''
''I don't know what I'm doing here.
What are you doing here?''
''I'm taking a shower,'' she says.
Then I give her:
''You want me to go?''
''No,'' she says.
''I want you to wash my back.''
So now I'm getting enthusiastic
about this dream.
So I go to her, but she's hard to find
through all the steam and stuff.
I keep losing her.
Finally, I get to the door...
...and I find myself in a room
full of kids taking their College Boards.
I've got two minutes
to take the whole test.
I've just made a terrible mistake.
I'll never get to college.
My life is ruined.
BARRY:
All right, here's the game:
Five-card draw with a spit.
Anaconda, high-low.
Pass two to the right,
one to the left...
Deuces, aces, one-eyed faces wild.
Guts to open.
So, what happened?
Last night?
That's right, with Kessler.
She was babysitting down the street.
We know that.
JOEL:
So I went over there.
Turns out that, uh,
she was giving the kid a bath...
...and accidentally hit
the shower thing.
-Her clothes were drying upstairs.
-That could happen.
-That's possible.
BARRY:
Tell me about it, tell me about it.So she plops down
right on the kitchen floor...
...under Mr. Coffee...
...she looks up at me and she says:
"I think I'm in the mood."
-She said that?
-Ha, ha.
-I'm telling you.
-What did you say?
I didn't have to say anything.
What did you do?
What do you think I did?
I think you got the hell out of there,
ran home and whacked off.
[ALL LAUGHING]
-Right.
-I disagree.
Did you have your bike there?
Yeah.
I think you jumped on your bike,
pedaled home and whacked off.
[ALL LAUGHING]
-That's what you guys think, right?
GLENN:
Yeah.Ride home? With Kessler sitting there
on the floor like that, just wanting me?
Yup. Flog the bishop.
[OTHERS LAUGHING]
MILES:
No guts, Goodsen.
Yeah. Only when it came down to it,
I just wasn't attracted to her.
She seemed too big.
It could've worked out.
I figured I'd have gotten into trouble.
"What the f*ck" Make your move.
That's easy for you to say.
I mean, you're all set.
You're probably going to Harvard.
Me, I don't want to make a mistake,
jeopardize my future.
Joel, you wanna know something?
What?
Every now and then, say,
"What the f*ck."
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
"What the f*ck" gives you freedom.
Freedom brings opportunity.
Opportunity makes your future.
[CAR HORN HONKS]
GLENN:
Miles.-Be right there.
So your folks are going out of town.
Tomorrow.
You've got the place all to yourself?
Yeah.
What the f*ck.
If you can't say it...
...you can't do it.
Joel, did you get your SAT scores
yesterday?
JOEL:
Yes.
Well, how did you do?
JOEL:
Five ninety-seven, Math.Five sixty, Verbal.
If you wanted to,
could you take them over again?
JOEL:
I guess so.-Great.
Joel, I want to show you something.
MOTHER:
Honey, did you pack my Mace?
It's in your cosmetic case.
[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
"Risky Business" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Web. 10 Apr. 2021. <https://www.scripts.com/script/risky_business_16988>.