Rich Hill Page #5

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move both couches

'cause there's sh*t everywhere.

So move the f***ing baskets.

Where am I supposed to put them?

In here!

Where does it look like

I'm putting them?

The whole goddamn couch

on top of them.

I f***ing do it

and everybody starts

f***ing acting stupid.

F***ing ridiculous.

No one wants to listen.

I would get a bag and start

picking up the trash

on the floor.

I'm tired of spending

my f***ing days off

doing this sh*t.

No one will f***ing do

what they're told to do.

I work hard enough

during the f***ing week,

I shouldn't have to clean

on my days off.

Sh*t should already

f***ing be done.

How are you doing the face?

The eyes are done?

Not reddened in yet,

but the outline's done.

Oh, all right.

Get a picture!

What, what.

You ain't got no pancake mix,

what?

Can't handle all this.

Did you take one with

the cigarette

in my mouth, though?

Yeah, I got one with

the cigarette in your mouth,

but you might not be able to

send one to your mom with it.

Trick or treat!

Yeah, trick or treat.

Yeah.

You love us!

Ain't we too old for this?

Uncle Jimmy!

What are you doing?

Y'all out having fun?

Yeah.

Man there's been peeps

all over the place

running around here,

you know that?

Is there?

Here, you need more.

I need more.

All right, Uncle Jimmy.

He gave me a handful

and then he gave me

another big handful and said

"You need more."

Funny.

Man, we need to hit more houses

'cause no chocolate's

not working for me.

I ate all my chocolate.

I think.

Man.

Yup, I ate all my chocolate.

That's for sure.

That's what I go

trick or treating for.

I don't even check the candy.

I mean, what...

The worst thing they're gonna

do is shove a razor blade

and if they're that

stu-,

if they got that much

stupidity in them

then it's not even worth

having them alive.

I don't think so.

I mean, who wants to kill

a couple of kids?

That's why I got strong feelings

about rape, too.

I don't like it.

I'm against it.

'Cause there are some things

that have happened to me

that I don't really talk about,

but they still happened.

I mean, I ain't

forgot about 'em.

I I basically try

to forget about 'em,

don't think about it,

and then it don't really,

it don't come up too much

in conversation.

That and anybody that,

anybody that rapes a kid

should be murdered,

should just be shot.

Like, the cops

should just shoot him.

Is the way I feel about it.

That or the kid

that was raped by that person

should shoot them theirself.

I don't see nobody.

Grandma, you're gonna

have to get on my eyes.

Do up around my eyebrow ring

and stuff.

Like that, please.

You gotta kinda

squat down a little.

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