Rich Hill Page #4

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All right,

there's your synthetics.

You guys have a good day

and have fun.

All right, dude, you gotta

give me one package.

Yeah, give me one, too.

Give me one.

Here, I'll race Wesley.

To what?

The stop sign.

On your mark, get set, go!

Hey, I got boots on.

Hey.

All right, lay down.

Lay down.

There, I laid down.

Turn off that light.

The other light,

I have a cigarette.

Are you f***ing asleep?

Yes!

No.

Please?

Okay, all right.

Get up on your pillows.

There you go.

There.

Just because you owe me.

I don't owe you anything.

Yes, you do.

She's on this

medicine, you know,

sleeping medicine

and it puts her out.

But, yeah.

She's always cooped up

in the house in her room

watching TV or something.

And I wish that she could

actually be there

to experience the world,

you know?

All right, here we go

moment to go, get on in,

got two pies left.

Here we go...

Who give a 100 dollar bill

there for Randy Bloomfield.

Hundred dollar bill there.

Two hundred dollar now,

gonna get three hundred.

Gonna get three.

Five, six.

Don't let him run away with it!

Fourteen, fifteen, we're

getting close to the record.

Nineteen hundred now, 2,000!

I got 2,000 now, looking at 21,

28, now nine, now nine,

3,000, 3,000,

3,000!

We all know that records

are made to be broken.

We got four more pies here.

If we can break that

four more times

then wouldn't nobody

challenge Rich Hill would they?

Let's go after them.

It's not fair.

F***ing idiots didn't even

give me a straw.

You're lucky you got the pop.

Keep bitching and

I'll throw it away.

How could I drink a pop

without a straw?

You gonna push me?

No.

Shut up about it.

We did good, girls.

High five.

High five.

Once I finally got here and

actually started helping.

Now we'll get

all this sh*t taken home,

get all these people taken home,

I'll go up and get lunch,

we'll veg out while we eat lunch

and then my kids are gonna

start deep cleaning.

This straw sucks,

I've broken it.

No, that's how it was

whenever I got it.

You can have my straw.

Thank you.

I just want a straw.

Sh*t.

You're gonna finish your room,

the boys are gonna

do their room.

What the f***?

This is disgusting.

Can someone help me with this?

Tara, I have

no f***ing room to clean.

Yeah, I'm gonna laugh

when you get in trouble.

All the chores are done?

That's why we're all

out here playing?

Appachey!

He's in the shed, Mommy!

I can't clean 'cause

there's baskets everywhere.

You can clean.

You can put this stuff back

where it goes, now.

I can't, Mom,

there's baskets everywhere!

There's not baskets by the wall!

What am I supposed to

do with it?

Get it picked up.

Mom, I, I can't

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