Return of the Scarecrow Page #5
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AND HAD SEX?
AND LET'S NOT FORGET,
SOMEBODY DEFILED THE SCARECROW.
EXCEPT...
THE VIRGIN.
[all together]
EXCEPT THE VIRGIN.
SINCE YOU ALL HAVE I FIGURED OUT.
WAIT, SO...
BY THE HILLS?
AYE, T'WAS, T'WAS.
LET ALL WARY TRAVELERS BEWARE,
SPOIL NOT NATURE.
HEY, WE ARE
ONLY GOING CAMPING.
YEAH, YOU'RE KINDA
HARSHING OUR BUZZES.
YOU CITY FOLK:
TRAIPSIN' THROUGH NATURE
AND GOIN' WHERE
YOU AREN'T WANTED.
YOU NEED TO LEARN TO RESPEC WHAT ISN'T YOURS.
[ CLATTERING ]
DAMN IT, DOC!
STOP MAKIN' A MESS!
SORRY, JO.
IN YOUR STORY.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS.
OH, SHE'S JUS TRYING TO SCARE US.
WE WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS.
I MEAN, WHY WASN'T I ON THE NEWS?
WAIT A MINUTE,
AND THEN, JO?
AND RALPH?
POOR RALPH?
THAT WAS TERRORIZING THE TOWN.
AT LEAST, JOSEPHINE WAS.
WHAT THE F***?
[ LAUGHING ]
HOW ABOUT THIS,
ROUND OF SHOTS?
I'LL PICK UP THE TAB, AND THEN
WHAT?
WHY THANK YOU, LADY.
I WANT ONE.
SALUTE!
NOSTROVIA.
HERE'S TO A WEEKEND,
AND HONOR.
HA, YOU WISH!
OH, BEC.
EW...
HEY, WHATEVER.
THE LITTLE BOY'S ROOM.
WHAT WAY?
[ LAUGHING ]
YUP.
WHY DID YOU DO THA TO YOUR HAIR?
[ CHUCKLING ]
YOU'RE ALWAYS
SHOT?
YEAH.
HOLY SH*T.
OH, F***.
YO, HOLY SH*T.
WHAT THE F***, DOC?
HEY, DON'T BE RUDE.
I'VE STAYED YOUNG
ALL THESE YEARS.
WHEN I'M WHATEVER AGE YOU ARE.
AND THEY SAY BLACK DON'T CRACK,
F***.
[ CHUCKLING ]
OH MY GOD,
YOU'RE TOO KIND.
THEY'RE CUTE.
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ENOUGH REMINISCING.
BE SAFE.
DOC.
THANK YOU.
COOL BAR.
I HATE CAMPING.
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