Return of the Scarecrow Page #4

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YOU'RE A LOT MORE FUN

THAN SHE SAID YOU'D BE.

WHO?

JANELLE.

SHE SAID YOU CAN BE KIND OF A...

A PRUDE.

WHAT?

[ LOUD YELLING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE

SEEN YOUR FACES.

OH MY GOD.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

YEAH, IT IS.

[ CHUCKLING ]

CHECK OUT WHAT WE FOUND.

[ MUSIC ]

WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT?

UH, I FOUND IT ON A SCARECROW

IN THE FIELD BACK THERE.

BY THE CEMETERY?

YEAH, WHY?

YOU HEARD THE STORIES.

WHA-- WHAT DID YOU

DO THAT FOR?

SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THA OLD MAN SAID, ABOUT SCARECROW

OF THE LAKE, OR SOME DUMB SH*T.

YOU ARE SO NAIVE.

THOSE STORIES WERE JUST MADE UP

TO KEEP US FROM:

HAVING A GOOD TIME.

WELL?

DON'T WORRY, DEAR.

IN ALL THE MONSTER STORIES,

IT'S ALWAYS THE VIRGIN

THAT GETS TO BE THE HERO.

YOU CAN SAVE US ALL.

F*** YOU.

[ CHUCKLING ]

JUST LET HER GO.

SHE CAN COOL OFF.

BESIDES, I BROUGHT THIS.

HEYYYY.

NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE TO CHAT.

[ THUDDING FOOTSTEPS ]

[ MUSIC ]

[ BONG BUBBLING ]

I'M GOIN' AFTER HER.

UGH, IT'S NOT LIKE

YOU'RE GONNA GET ANY!

AT LEAST FROM HER, ANYWAY.

COOL IT, B*TCH.

I SAID HE'S OFF LIMITS.

YEAH, BUT...

MAYBE WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN

WITH CLAIRE LATER?

THAT SOUNDS PEACHY.

I'D RATHER HAVE SOME FUN

RIGHT NOW.

[ BONG BUBBLING ]

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT.

I SAID LATER.

MAYBE.

THERE YOU GO.

BYE.

HE'S OFF LIMITS...

SHE'S MY COUSIN...

I SAID, LATER...

MAYBE...

YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE OUT HERE?

F***IN' B*TCH!

F***IN' HOPE THE F***IN'

SCARECROW GETS YOU.

[ MUSIC ]

F***IN' B*TCH.

[ GASPING ]

[ SNARLING ]

[ GAGGING ]

SMOOTH.

I'M SO GONNA GET LOST.

WITHOUT A FRICKIN' FLASHLIGHT,

WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?

ONE-PUMP CHUMP.

HOW F***ING ANNOYING.

I CHANGED MY MIND, CLAIRE,

YOU CAN HAVE...

HEY, COME BACK, COME BACK,

I NEED TO TRY AGAIN.

GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!

GIVE--

[ GROWLING ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ SNARLING ]

[ GROANING ]

[ SKULL CRUNCHING ]

JO!

JOSEPHINE, RUN!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ STICKS CRACKING ]

OH, SH*T!

[ SIGHING ]

IT'S JUST A SCARECROW.

WHAT THE F***?

[ SNARLING ]

AND...

AS RALPH DROPPED HIS LIGHTER,

THE CREATURE DEVOURED HIM...

SWALLOWED HIS SOUL...

DAMNING HIM FOR ALL ETERNITY.

WAIT, WAIT, SO WAS THERE

MORE THAN ONE SCARECROW?

OR HOW DID IT GET FROM

CAMP TO RALPH SO FAST?

WHO'S TELLIN' THE STORY HERE?

JESUS, TRAV,

IT'S JUST A STORY.

AM I RIGHT, BEC?

HMM?

GOD, STOP FLIRTING

WITH EVERY MALE YOU SEE.

I WASN'T FLIRTING WITH YOU.

OOH, BURN!

COME ON, YOU TWO, LOCK IT UP.

I WANNA HEAR THE REST OF THIS.

NO, COME ON, TRAVIS,

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

AW, YOU SCARED?

HOLD UP.

IT'S JUST AN URBAN LEGEND,

RIGHT?

WELL, THERE IS TRUTH TO ALL

URBAN LEGENDS, ISN'T THERE?

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

COME ON, IT KILLED THEM ALL,

RIGHT?

BECAUSE THEY SKINNY DIPPED

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