Repoman Page #4

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Come on, let's go get a drink.

[Laughing]

Gee, Bud. You never told me

it was gonna be like this, man.

Cops and robbers.

Real live car chases.

[Whooping]

[Otto laughing]

[Man chattering on TV]

Sh*t, Debbi!

You say our names, we're gonna have

to kill all these people, Archie.

They all ran away. Come on,

you douche bags.

[Groans]

[Continues chattering]

[Buzzing]

Awful quiet in here.

Too quiet.

So, who are these

Rodriguez boys?

Rodriguez brothers.

Lagarto and Napoleon.

Two notorious delinquents,

currently responsible...

for at least 30 vehicles

in the field.

Scumbags.

They ain't scumbags.

They're car thieves,

just like us.

There's Ms. Magruder.

You wanna go for it?

Good gag.

You pull this one a lot?

Only on the women.

It never fails.

Excuse me.

Ms. Magruder?

I have something here for you.

How utterly charming.

[Screaming]

[Engine revving]

[Tires screeching]

Motherf***er!

Lite!

Lite, where are you, man?

Bruce I. Peason.

Brokerage consultant. F***ing millionaire.

Six payments behind.

I've never understood it.

What's that?

F***ing millionaires.

They never pay their bills.

See you at the yard.

Let me get this one.

No, I'll handle this one. Mr. Peason's

carrying a permit for a pistol.

Hey, give me that.

Don't underestimate me, Ace.

[Imitating gun firing]

(Peason)

And also, naturally...

I would like them to be

right next to each other.

In addition, I would

like them to be as close

to the window as possible...

so I can sit in my car

and watch them spin.

So all you have to do is take your

clothes out of here like this...

and put them into a machine

over there like that.

[Tires screeching]

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Stop!

##[Car stereo playing]

Hey.

Hey, you need a ride?

Hey, baby, you need a ride?

[Crashing]

Pick it up.

Look at you.

You pick it up.

You know yourself

you were wrong.

What were they doing out

in the middle of the street?

They weren't in the middle of the street.

That's not the middle of the street.

That's the corner.

Go on, you pick it up.

What?

[Laughs]

You pick it up.

No way.

You still want a ride

or what?

No, I don't.

My name's Otto.

Leila.

Is this your car?

Yeah, it's one of them.

[Scoffing]

One of them.

Think you're pretty slick,

don't you?

I bet you're

a used-car salesman.

Am not.

You dress like one.

I'm a repo man.

What's that?

It's a repossessor.

I take back cars from d*ldos that

don't pay their bills. Cool, huh?

No.

##[Car stereo playing]

What are you doing?

Those men in the car next to us.

Don't look at them.

Don't look at them. If they see me,

they'll kill me.

Really, why?

[Screams]

What the hell are you doing?

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