Repoman Page #3

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We're sending Bibles to El Salvador.

Well, what about me?

(Dad) You're on the honor roll

of the Chariots of Fire.

Same as us, Otto.

It was a gift from all of us, jointly.

So how much do I get paid,

$25 a car?

Paid?

You don't get paid.

You kidding? You work on commission.

That's better than being paid.

Most cars you rip

are worth $200 or $300.

$50,000 Porsche

might make you $5,000.

[Honking]

Come on, d*ckhead.

It helps if you dress

like a detective, too.

Detectives dress

kind of square.

People think

"this guy is a cop"...

they're gonna think

you're packing something.

They don't f*** with you

so much.

Are you?

Am I what?

Packing something.

Only an a**hole

gets killed for a car.

The guys that make it are the guys

that get in their cars at any time.

Get in at 3:
00 a.m.,

get up at 4:
00.

That's why there ain't a repo man

I know that don't take speed.

Speed, huh?

[Snorting]

[Sniffing]

Jesus Christ.

##[Car stereo playing]

I never broke into a car, I never

hot-wired a car, kid.

I never broke into a trunk.

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle

nor the personal contents thereof...

nor, through inaction, let that vehicle

or the personal contents thereof...

come to harm.

It's what I call

the repo code, kid.

[Sniffing] Don't forget it.

Etch it in your brain.

Not many people got a code

to live by anymore.

Hey, look. Look at that.

Look at those a**holes over there.

Ordinary f***ing people.

I hate them.

Me, too.

What do you know, kid?

See, an ordinary person spends his

life avoiding tense situations.

Repo man spends his life

getting into tense situations.

A**holes.

Let's go get a drink.

(Bud) Tense situations, kid.

Get into five or six of them a day,

don't mean sh*t anymore.

I mean, I've seen men stabbed,

didn't mean sh*t. I've seen guns, too.

They don't mean sh*t, but that's when

you gotta watch yourself.

Here, I'll handle it, pal.

Try to settle down.

Have a nice day.

Night.

Night, day,

doesn't mean sh*t.

[Bell tinkling]

Wasn't that Otto?

(woman) Otto who?

(Bud) There's gonna be

some bad sh*t...

coming down

one of these days, kid.

Oh, yeah?

Where are you gonna be?

On the moon?

Uh-uh.

I'm gonna be right here,

heading north at 110 per.

In this junker?

Cool car.

(Bud)

The Rodriguez brothers.

The motherf***er just flipped you off.

Roll the window down. Roll the window down.

[Both speaking Spanish]

Watch it, motherf***er.

Hey, f*** you, p*ssy. Punk!

(Otto)

Holy sh*t!

Want me to take them?

[Otto yelling]

[Otto and Bud chattering]

Goddamn dipshit,

Rodriguez!

Gypsy dildo punks!

I'll get your ass!

[Otto laughing]

Wow. That was intense!

Repo man's always intense.

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