Relative Evil Page #2
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real road gripper.
(Ernie)
Me and Dottie were talking
on the way over, Bull,
and, you know,
we just want you to know,
you know, everything
that you're doing for JJ--
this party, you know,
the punch--
you know, 'cause you get
you don't throw it away.
You send it to the professionals
to get cleaned.
Give it to the pros.
What do you want to bet
good as new?
Yes, sir.
Smelling like a rose.
Yep, it's funny.
I remembered the day the boy
cost me my job, you know,
at the post office.
Seeing him there
at 3:
00 in the morning.Driving in my postal truck
up and down the street, yelling,
"The British are coming;
the British are coming."
Police lined up
behind him.
It was like the goddamn
fourth of July parade.
Nine years and a pension
right down the drain.
Now I work
at Carpet Warehouse,
and yeah,
I could be
mad about it,
but you know,
now I just think it's--
[high-pitched tone]
funny.
Yep, funny.
(Dr. Charlie)
I got you the schedule
It's twice a week.
It's the basement
of the Y.
It's with people
like yourself, JJ,
people who are trying
to reassert
their rightful,
sober place
in a world wrought
with temptation.
Now, you know you shared
a long winter together
with everyone
at the center,
but it's going
to feel like spring.
It feels like--
well, it feels
like rebirth.
(Dot)
I can only stand
around the kitchen
looking at photo albums
for so long--
Ernie.
Now, Dot!
No smoking
in my house.
JJ at Little League,
JJ on a pony,
JJ doing whippets
on his 10th birthday party.
(Bull)
Hey!
No smoking
in my house.
(Dot)
Okay.
Okay.
He was sick,
and now he's healing.
After the healing
comes repentance,
and after repentance,
maybe--
Aw, cut the sh*t, Ernie.
Bull,
you gotta know
when to fold 'em.
Ship's sinking
and the lifeboat's full.
Right now there's room for you,
there's room for Phyllis,
and there's room
for Benji.
No more.
It's about
responsibility.
Seems to me
you and Ernie managed
to climb your way
aboard my boat too.
(Dot)
Hey,
it's your boy
who cost my Ernie
his job.
Aw, Dot, let's not--
(Bull)
Been two years,
Uncle Ernie.
Two years you've been
sticking me,
but let me tell you
who else I got in my lifeboat.
I got Phyllis' own
Perry Mason in one pocket,
acting like he did me
some kind of favor
by getting the boy off
with juvenile detention
and a $15,000 fine.
I got the vice president
of Bloodsuckers,
Incorporated,
suing me
for everything short
of the drink he spilled
all over himself
during the collision.
And to top it off,
I get a bill
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