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But give me a chance, yeah?

And I'll get the f***ers myself.

I promise.

They'll pay.

Yeah, they'll pay.

I'll get the f***ers

myself, and they'll pay.

I promise you they'll pay, ok?

I'll get them! I'll

get them Paul.

Yeah? I'll get them..

Pst!

(SHUT THE) F*** up!

(OR) I'll crush you!

I believe you.

Yeah?

Everybody pays.

Yeah.

He was in the f***ing van.

He seems f***ing familiar to me.

How come?

If that really is him then..

Then we've just been f***ed

by the honorary guard of her

Majesty, Queen Elizabeth,

the f***ing second.

If we get this little

prick, we find the others.

I want you to take

all of our boys

find out where they f***ing live

where they drink

and even if they're coming up

to the queen of f***ing England

I want them crown jewels.

- Hello?

- Where are you?

Oh, Jess.

Yeah, I.. I'm sorry darling.

- I'm waiting.

- Yeah, I'm on my way there now.

Are you ok? What's

the matter with you?

No no..

No. Everything's honky..

Everything's fine!

Hurry up then.

Yes, yes! I'll be there

in a minute, all right?!

Oh f***!

- Oh sh*t!

- He's inside!

F***!

Sh*t.

F***er's got away.

I need to go to the toilet.

Tim, what the f***

are you doing?!

You don't know me!

I'll be back in a sec.

Excuse me.

Jesus Christ!

I promised ya'll I'd kill you!

Michael, I'm sorry! I wanted

to tell you, honestly.

Where is it?

I'm sorry.

Where is it?

It's on me!

F***!

Michael, don't do this! Listen, right!

There's no way back!

Mike, what the f***

are you doing?

Mickey..

They found me Johnny!

Do you understand me?!

They found me and then

nearly f***ing killed me!

F*** you Mickeeey!

This is the final boarding call for

passengers on the flight F43421C

to Kuala Lumpur.

Please proceed to

gate C, immediately.

Thick clouds of

ash flew up today

forcing airlines to cancel

thousands of flights.

It drifted at high altitudes south & east,

from an erupting volcano in Iceland.

The airspace shut-down was one of the

most sweeping ever ordered in peace time.

The cloud made up of

minute particles of

silicate, that can severely

damage jet engines,

left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of

some of the world's busiest airports,

as it spread over Britain and

towards continental Europe.

5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily

flights across Europe were cancelled,

or redirected to the nearest available

airports, as the results of the ash plume.

The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajkull,

was reported to be drifting

at 18,000-33,000 feet

above the earth.

At those altitudes, the cloud is directly

in the road of commercial airliners...

Excuse me mate. Where are we?

Sorry mate, I don't speak

Malaysian, I'm sorry.

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