Synopsis: Four friends - John, Ben, Tim and Michael - turned first-time robbers, get stranded in Eastern Europe through a series of misadventures and have to find their way back home. To do so, they'll have to overcome hit men, whores, corrupt cops, smugglers and more, all while rediscovering each other as friends
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Emilis Velyvis
Production: Kinokultas
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
99 min
1 View

Come on ladies, we're pushing pennies

around like a lot of old 'tards here.

Let's see a real bet.


- That's better.

- Fold.

All in.

Good morning mate.

Delivery for you.

Fresh as you like.

Bloody hell.

What you plan on

doing with that?

I'm gonna chop his head off.

- You know I'm a vegetarian?!

- For Christ sake Tim!

I'm not asking you

to fucking eat it.

Only chop the head off.

Ben, I can't mate.

Really, I can't.

The head..

Is mine.

All right.

Johnny's got the head.

I've got the belly.

Which leaves you

the legs

the gut

or the fucking tale.

Where's the other fellow?

You're late.

Did I not make myself clear?!

The other fellow, where is he?

We can handle it!


I need three of you inside.

You've got three of us.

You mean to tell me that tinker

bell here is gonna go inside?

No.. Tinker..

Tim.. will stay in the van.

All right.

So Tink takes the wheel

whilst you and loud

ass there go inside?

The two of you?

- I trust him with my life.

- Yeah, well I don't.

So you find someone else, otherwise,

the deal is of, all right?!

All right.

I'll find another guy.



And I mean if this goes

according to plan..

He's got a ring.

You take it!

The ring is very

important to him.

You might say it's

his little friend.


Fucking tosser!

- Hello?

- Happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you

happy birthday dear Michael

happy birthday to you.

Wow, I'm touched.

Love you so much.

Sounds like I'll come in for

a very good night tonight?!

Oh yes, but it was

different in my dreams.

Why is that?

You've been having those

dirty dreams about me again?

Hmm, but it happened in

a Polish restaurant.

- Oh shit.

- Oh yes.

No, that's no good, cause since you've

met me, all your dreams have come true.

I know Michael. Look..

I've ordered a table at

Gordon's, just the two of us.

We have to be there in an hour.

An hour?


Well, at least it's not Polish.

Definitely not. And I

have a surprise for you.

Yeah, you should do.

Besides, I've got a little

surprise for you too.

Surprise?! I'm finally

going to meet the queen?

Who told you?

Everybody's talking about it.

No, but..

I do have a little..



Now, there is a surprise.


I'll be there in a jiffy.


What the shitty f*ck?!

Let go of me!

What the f*ck?!

Take it off!

Please, let go of me.


I'll give you anything!

You work for her Majesty?

What's it got to do with you?

You'd take a bullet in your

bullocks for queen and country?


Even though the old deer makes you

work on your fucking birthday.

Johnny, you fucker!

Happy birthday mate.

God save the Queen.

Piss off Ben!

Come on! Come on! Let me out!

You scared the shit out of me.

Here. Happy birthday fellow.

Yeah, what were you doing

with that bunny rabbit, eh?

That is Jess..

Well it was just

Jessica's present.

I was thinking about

you, the whole time.

Oh, you pervert.

- And you?

- Sorry Michael.

We just wanted to give you

the best surprise ever.

Oh why, well you

certainly did that Tim.

No problem there!

All right, let's go!

- Go? Go where?

- Here.

All right, what?!

A wrank looking strip club. Even you're

not thick enough to think of going there.

Oh yeah, we forgot.

You're into cuddly

toys now, aren't you?

I am not going in there!

I don't care what you

say, I've had enough!


- Mickey?!

- No. I'm sorry, I've got to go.

- Must see Jessie, she's waiting on me.

- Mickey, for f*ck's sake.

Will you just calm down?!

Mickey please?!

Look! I have to go and see Jessica,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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