Recep Ivedik 2 Page #6

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in Business Class are actually businessmen.

I'm a film producer.

Looking at madam here, I can more or less

guess the subject of your films...

Congrats, you are in the right area!

Well, what about you?

Take them off, take them off!

What's your job?

What occupation, I'm just having fun!

Fun? I swear, I'll beat the f*** out of you!

Get in the back! Rude kid.

You're just a slacker. Some kind of

Kargo Koray fan. Get in the back!

Taking up Business Class seats!

Excuse me. We are having

a small seurity issue.

Don't worry Mr. And Mrs. Brown

there is a little problem.

What's your occupation?

Your seatbelts attach

as shown.

Look at the belt it opens

and closes like this.

Look at the belt it opens

and closes like this

It's very easy, no need to explain

over and over.

Our plane has eight emergency exits.

The exits! Everyone turn your heads!

Afterwards I don't want to hear anyone saying

I didn't see, I didn't know.

Here, observe, 2 at the front,

2 behind and 2 right here.

Ah! The emergency instructions.

Don't bother with this at all.

When they tell you to lean forward and

all that, they're chatting sh*t.

If the plane crashes, everyone

just hug one another.

The probability that we'll all die

is exactly ninety percent.

You have viewing lights above each seat,

don't dare ask me later...

...we're in the dark sir,

call the host for help.

We're showing you,

lights above everyone.

If the cabin pressure should vary,

above your head...

Ah, oxygen! While we are

in the air, if the pressure drops...

...the lid should open,

Where is the compartment?

This is it.

It should open by itself.

Take this, pull back the elastic,

then pull over your head like so.

Make sure you do the kids first. They're

telling it wrong over there.

Make sure you do the kids first. They're

telling it wrong over there.

Life jackets are below

the seats, you can set them to your size.

These are the clips, just clip on them like this.

Two red handles,

ensure you fasten them tight!

Hey! hey! F***! Get it off!

Don't tear my hair off!

I was going to die there you know, why don't you believe me?

My head aches due to increased blood pressure,

and my bottom due to diarrhoea, man.

And on top of all that the air pressure!

I swear I was going to explode.

But why did you pull

the strings Recep?

"Why did you pull

the strings Recep?" she says.

How else are we meant

to show the passengers?

Man I'm lucky to be alive.

You see I have two capillaries...

...going from my neck to my brain, both

feeding my frontal lobe...

When the circulation

disappears, I just collapse immediately!

When the circulation

disappears, I just immediately collapse!

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