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...and then through that hole they call the umbilicus,

your faeces will emerge...

...that's advanced medical language-

you will better know it as 'sh*t'...

It will all flow out onto your bed,

like so.

I will recommend

an alternative medicine.

Rectal suppository! It's a good alternative.

You know how to use it?

I know.

Let me explain, so that

everything is perfectly clear.

Everything should be clear to the patient.

If not, we'll end up with people trying

to swallow it with water. Now pay attention

Tell me, what is this?

What is it?

Your view would be from here.

There are two massive butt-cheeks.

Normally they're a bit smaller.

With you they're like this.

Yours are more separated, etc. not normal.

I'll describe it later.

It's like this.

Take some vaseline,

like so, take a generous amount.

Lubricate it well with your hands.

Now, the suppository.

The beginning is a bit rough, but the end is smooth.

You take it, you put the tip here.

The beginning is a bit rough, but the end is smooth.

You take it, you put the tip here

What kind of a man are you,

you crazy or what?

Come madam,

I'm going to help you out.

Help me, so help me!

You should be ashamed to work with

such a pervert as him!

Dear Neriman.

She was putting it all on.

Excuse me, but she had 9 tonnes of

dried sh*t in her stomach.

She asks us to help, then treats us

so rudely, so perverse!

But you're a rude man,

you're too insensitive.

Alright look, I understand where you're going here.

Take this off me,

there, take my coat.

I'm handing in my pledge

of prostate here.

Take the suppository. I'm handing in

my resignation and I'm going.

Go on!

In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

Let's go.

God I swear I've got diarrhoea

because of the motions.

And the increased atmospheric

pressure to boot, you know.

...it's gonna blow my pants off.

Has it ever happened to you?

No. Never mind, try and forget it

for now.

I'll oversee the economy class section.

And you can take care of Business Class.

Business Class?

Yes, Business Class is upto the curtain.

It's for businessmen.

Ah, on this side of the curtain we have notables,

i.e. businessmen.

Yes, absolutely.

Okay, I got it,

I'll make sure.

Sir, I wish you a good

day. Welcome to Atlas Jet.

Good evening ladies and

gentlemen...

Welcome on board for

flying to the Atlas Jet.

- Your field of business?

- Textiles.

- Very good. Yours?

- Tourism, mate.

- Fine, and yours?

- The food sector.

- Food sector! And you?

- I'm with textiles.

It is said that the two who love textiles

are destined to meet.[Laughs] And you?

- Yes?

- Your job, your occupation?

Why are you asking?

I need to be sure that our passengers

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