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- But you can't.

This lady has just checked in.

- This is my room.

- No, this is my room.

- You'll have to find the lady

another room, I'm sorry.

- Sorry, there is no other room.

- Excuse me. You clearly don't

understand. This is my room.

- We do have a problem, I'm sorry.

- You don't understand

the day that I've had.

- I've lost my luggage...

- You don't understand!

I haven't checked out!

- See, I have not checked out!

- I'm covering the fashion...

Well, do we have any fashion plans

or projects in the wings anywhere?

Well, I think you'll find out about them

when the time is right...

but now I want you to meet

somebody very, very special.

Clint, come over here.

Clint Lammeraux,

meet Kitty Potter.

- I don't care about your luggage.

- I have to be here

to cover the fashion show.

- You'll have to find the lady

another room. Hey!

- This is my... This is my...

Excuse me!

Where's my bag?

Where's my bag?

If you don't find my bag

soon, you're gonna hear from

the Washington Post. 2326.

Hey!

Hey!

Yes, and, uh, especially that.

Cotton, pharmaceuticals.

You name it.

Cobras, pythons,

uh, rattlesnakes, uh, ring lizards.

- Oh, sh*t!

- Oh. Heh-heh! Hey! Hey!

Hey, what're you do...

Ow!

- Let me in! Ow!

- Ow!

I'm on this line.

Yes, this is Joe Flynn. Listen

to me if you want to keep your job.

What do you mean you don't have

my bagage? I know goddamn well

you have my bagage!

If you think you can smoke me out of

here with that cock-and-bull story...

you're as full of sh*t

as a Christmas goose!

As full of merde as a c... canard de...

Yes, hello. This is Anne Eisenhower,

as in General Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Yes, that's correct.

Ex-President Dwight D. Eisenhower.

No, I know he's

not registered here. I am!

No, I don't want to talk to the manager

again. I have talked to the manager.

I want the owner.

I think this hotel is owned by Sony

or some Japanese company.

I wonder what time it is

in Tokyo.

I wonder how long it'll take them to get

you out of my room, Mr Joe Flynn.

- Oh, thank you. Could you help me with

these bags? I'll be checking in here.

- Of course.

Oops! Sorry.

- Excusez-moi. I believe you have a

reservation for, uh, Louise Marshall?

- Marshall?

- Field. Louise Field.

Whoops!

Major! Oh.

Good-looking guy, huh?

Well, bonjour. And I'm standin'

here with the one, the only...

Elsa Klensch.

- Thank you, Kitty. How are you?

- How are you doin'?

- I'm fine, darling.

- Thank you so much for doin' this.

Um, what's goin' on

in fashion for the '90s?

Well, this is the most important time,

the most important week in fashion.

This is where everything

happens, really, for the year.

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