Ready to Wear

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Oh!

Oh.

Robin?

Robin?

Voila.

Tsk.

So, honey-child

Come on get dressed

Put on your best

'Cause style is back

in style

This is Kitty Potter,

On the Scene for FAD-TV.

At the moment, Paris fashion

is a thrilling bore.

But as of tomorrow,

all of that could change.

Tomorrow is the first day of

the pret-a-porter collections.

It's a strange and exhilarating

moment for fashion.

The only rule is...

is that there are no rules.

C'mon with Kitty.

We'll be goin' backstage...

and sippin' Diet Coke

with all the top models.

And we'll meet designers from

supernovas to super-nobodies.

- Now let's go behind the scenes...

- Thierry?

- Thierry?

- and into the busy workrooms of some

of fashion's biggest thinkers.

- Shall we?

- Can we roll?

- This is Kitty Potter in Paris,

and I'm here with Thierry Mugler...

the cutting edge couturier

known for his sartorial shock tactics.

Thierry, Thierry.

You know, it's been said...

It's been said that your clothes

have a kind of...

overt, extreme,

sexual subtext...

which is squarely at odds

with the image of women as

capable and independent of men.

So I was just wondering... Our audience

would love to know, really...

what you think about that.

Well, it's all about looking good,

helping the silhouette.

And it's all about getting

a great fuck, honey.

Oh.

Well... thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Well, that was designer Thierry Mugler

explaining his unique views on style.

This is Kitty Potter in Paris,

and we're backstage with FAD.

I'm a model You know what I mean

And I do my little turn

on the catwalk

Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah

I get to do my little turn

on the catwalk

- You move faster, huh? Now you finish.

- Oh.

- And I'd like to see Kiki and Dane.

Okay, thank you.

- Gracias.

- Okay? But quickly,

because we are very late.

- Dane, Kiki, c'mon.

- Kiki, can you stop smoking, please?

- Hi, Jack.

- Oh! Who's there? It's wonderful!

- Simone.

- Yeah, well, great things happen to me.

- Twins, no?

Egg and sperm,

and they loved each other. No, triplets.

- Wonderful.

- Albertine.

- You kept a secret from us.

Who's the unlucky man?

- Well, maybe it's you, darling.

- Come on, Kiki, Dane.

Dane and Kiki, come on.

- Oh, really?

I'm sorry, Simone. I won't be able

to do your defile this year.

Oh, don't worry. It's no problem.

You'll get me Eve, huh?

- Albertine.

- You'll get me Eve.

Oh! What have we here?

Big fish in the trunk.

How extraordinary.

And, uh, when did this happen?

- About eight and a half

months ago. Exactly.

- Mmm.

Hi, Fiona Ulrich.

I'm with the New York Times.

I'm writing a piece

on the fashion industry.

I am not anymore of any interest

for the New York Times

because I just stopped working.

On the contrary, I'd like to talk

to you even more. Uh...

Oui, merci.

How 'bout right here?

This is good.

That's good.

- Here comes one of the bags.

- Yoo-hoo.

- I think this is... Yeah, but it's

mine I'm looking for, not yours.

- This big one coming up...

this is mine. All right, that's one.

I brought... I don't think that's mine.

- Do you know what my luggage looks like?

- Yeah. Are you sure it was green?

Yes, I'm sure it's green, darling.

It's green, it's brown, it's big.

- Where are you from?

- Fr-From, uh, Texas.

Oh! I love that accent.

I love it. It's so courtly.

- You're here from Vogue Magazine?

- Would you say, uh...

- "Thank you, ma'am"? Would you

just say that for me once?

- This guy is crackin' me up.

- Well, maybe later.

He knows the Polaroids are not

supposed to travel in the box, okay?

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