Rapture-Palooza Page #3

Dude, suck it.

Keep any open wounds covered.

- Later, asswipe.

- Asswipe!

Be careful of the wraiths, Clark.

The wraiths have been here a while now,

and they're still bad, I guess.

Some of them still work for The Beast.

But a lot of them are basically unemployed,

and they don't really have anything to do.

Hey, Clark.

So, a lot of them

have become serious potheads.

You know, joints or a bag.

Dude, forget it.

You still didn't pay for the last bag.

- Look, I'll pay you.

- No. Forget it.

I will destroy you.

We will destroy you.

Wow, I'm so scared right now.

Just one joint, man.

F***! Fine, here you go.

- Thanks, man.

- Thanks, bro.

Do you ever f***ing bathe?

Are you still seeing Catherine?

Yeah, she's intense.

You shouldn't let b*tches push you around.

Everyone was struggling to get by now,

except the people

who made a deal with the devil.

I mean, they were on his payroll.

Like Ben's dad.

And you've recently split from

your wife of eight years, Kimberlee, why?

Well, she's kind of a stupid,

vapid whore, Liz.

I'm just kidding.

No, I'm not.

And now she's off in Los Angeles

trying to be an actress.

Good luck.

I prefer to be right here in Seattle.

Go Mariners.

Are there any romantic prospects

for The Beast?

The problem with most of the women

I meet is that they are all sluts, you know.

And I'm looking for somebody who is

old fashioned. The girl next door.

With a nice rack and a nice round...

See. Right there.

- I can't see you.

- I'm right there behind him.

- Right there with the mustache.

- Oh, yeah.

Not bad, huh?

Your old man's on global TV there,

Benjamin.

If you ask my opinion,

the guy has gotten a bad rap.

He's the Antichrist, Dad.

"He's the Antichrist. He's the Antichrist."

I'm just saying, he has done

a couple of good things, so sue me.

Like what? Seriously, like what?

Okay, well, for instance,

he abolished the penny.

He is the most evil individual

who has ever lived, Mr. H.

Wow. You know what?

"The most evil individual who has ever

lived" is paying the bills around here.

Whatever.

I'm just saying, he's not as bad

as everybody says. That's all.

He blew up Chicago, Mr. H.

I am not saying I support

everything he has done, Lindsey.

I was against that.

I was totally against that,

and I said so at the time.

There is no good reason

to blow up Chicago.

Except for the food, the weather,

and the people.

Okay. Now, you are defending him

blowing up Chicago.

No, I'm not, Ben. I'm just providing context.

You know what?

You guys should come work with me.

Then, you would see the deal.

No, we are not going to be

Beastly Guards, Dad.

You don't have to be a Beastly Guard.

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