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but he's a hell

of a poker player

and really good at disc golf,

despite the fact that he lost

half of his index finger

in a thrashing machine

accident when he was nine.

It's a real bummer but

he's found a way to adapt.

How do you know all this?

I don't know all that, Harry!

You're asking a ton

of questions, okay?

I don't know everything

about everybody.

That's clearly just a homeless guy.

Where'd he go?

Who... who are you?

Who sent you?

How long was I there?

Did Miguel send you?

I don't know a Miguel.

Shh! That's exactly what

Miguel would want you to say.

We're just trying to get

to Rancho para.

I'm looking for

a guy named Randy.

Bowie?

- Randy? Hey!

- Hey!

All right.

Randy!

- Hey!

- Hey!

And you must be Harry.

- Yeah. -Ah, the guy who almost

married the town jizz mop.

Don't blame me,

you know I like to gossip.

Hey, don't sweat it.

At least you two

found each other.

And it wouldn't have happened

without her.

That's the most important thing.

- Wait, what do you think that this is?

- Yeah?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

Just two best friends

going on a trip for two together

to a tropical paradise

- with matching tuxes.

- Oh, sh*t.

I actually think we look badass.

We look like Sommeliers.

Follow me, guys. Come on.

Why are you talking about

west African pirates?

We look like butlers.

Yeah, Geoffrey from the fresh

prince f***ing rules, it's fine.

Sun-kissed airlines

would like to

make the announcement

that flight one to Rancho para

is now ready to board.

Now, we'd like to

start off the boarding process

with all of our

first class passengers,

frequent flyer medallion members

and anyone traveling with a

wheelchair or small children.

-You're welcome to board.

Also, we'd like to announce

that this flight is overbooked.

Anyone who's willing to

give up their ticket

will receive a voucher

- of $400...

- Ooh.

- for your next flight.

Okay, what's up?

Can I help y'all?

- We're the only two people here.

- Yeah.

Come on, man,

I'm just messing with y'all.

- Come on, you guys.

- Oh, that was...

- You guys...

You were joking.

- Because I thought...

- Ah!

It's funny looking back,

but at the time

- I did not...

- It was pretty brutal.

- Yeah. -Anyways, the

more important thing is

let's get you two

love birds in the air.

Right this way, gentlemen.

- Are you sure you want to do this?

- Do what?

I wouldn't trust this guy

with my dry cleaning.

We're going to let him

fly a plane that we're in?

Harry, f***ing relax, okay?

Literally no one has ever

died in a plane crash.

What are you talking about?

JFK Jr.

- John Denver. Aaliyah.

- Okay, three.

Three people in the history of

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