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were supposed to go on for our honeymoon.

What island were you guys

going to? I forgot.

Rancho para.

Supposed to be amazing.

Dude, let's go!

Just missed the flight.

Yeah, but you

canceled the hotel?

No, I couldn't.

It was too close to check-in.

- I'm just going to have to eat it.

- No, you don't.

Not if you and me go!

- What, you and me?

- Yeah!

How would we even get there?

Dude, I got a guy.

- You got a guy?

- I got a guy.

What does that even mean?

You're always so vague.

It means I know a guy.

He runs shuttles back and forth

to the islands for my company.

I'll hop on as a "business

trip" and you ride for free.

You're my best friend, I have no

idea what you do for a living.

Doesn't matter! You've got

your bags packed, right?

- Yeah. -So let's go, man, this

is gonna be f***ing awesome!

Dude, f*** your honeymoon.

That was going to suck.

This is you and me going out.

It's not a honeymoon.

This is like, uh...

Dude, this is a f***ing bromoon.

I think "homiemoon" is funnier.

Yeah, see, look, it is funnier.

That's how excited you are,

you're making puns!

I'm going to use homiemoon,

that's f***ing hilarious!

- It's not that exciting. -You're

so excited for this homiemoon.

Dude, we've got to

get out of here.

Look at how f***ing

depressing this place is.

It's like the

limp bizkit reunion tour.

Hey, man, we had

fun at that show.

We had a great time but the crowd wasn't

into it and it took me out, personally.

I don't know.

Maybe I should just

go in to work tomorrow.

F*** you, man. I'm going

to f***ing kill you.

Are you kidding?

You're going to do what you think

you're supposed to do, again.

Look at what doing what you're

supposed to do did to you today.

You almost married a whore!

Hey, come on, man,

it still hurts.

I know, I'm sorry.

I get excited.

I forget that you're fragile.

I love you.

Come here, my baby boy.

I'm sorry I hurt

your feelings just then.

But don't worry, this is going

to be a fun-ass homiemoon.

Okay, don't overuse it.

Thanks, dude.

You guys are wonderful, actually,

I was wrong about you.

Where are we going?

I told you, dude, gate z-98.

Z? I see a and b.

Ah, perfect timing. Give me that.

Give me that.

You got it from the closet

we don't talk about, right?

Cool, this is going into my file.

Get out of here.

- What was that? -It was one of my interns.

I had him get my go bag.

- How many interns do you have?

- Seven.

Can you and I

talk about this closet?

So is this it?

Well, all the signs say gate z.

- Who's this guy?

- Oh, that's Mike.

Mike?

Yeah, well his friends

call him corn

on account of he tells

really lame jokes

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