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runners-Up and also-Rans.

Let's go

for the biggest and the best.

What's that?

Let's see what won the top seed bull.

I want to see the winning chicken.

We're gonna

skip the chicken.

I'm into blue-Ribbon cabbages.

I want to see one.

Let's keep our eye

on the ball, Cecil.

This fine bull,

Baseheart

of Bozeman canyon,

Has compiled more than

twice the number of points...

needed here tonight...

to win this blue ribbon.

He has tremendous

thickness and length,

And at show time,

checked in a 2,600 pounds.

His mother,

at 14 years of age,

Is still running

in the high country with her grandchildren.

This bull has it all:

Size,

IBone,

ITrimness,

IColor-

It just brings

tears to my eyes.

John brown,

I wonder if you could

say a word or two...

to Baseheart

of Bozeman canyon's admirers.

Thank you, bob.

Honey, come on up here.

My wife and I

thank you all.

I, I would like to say to

my fellow breeders,

That in 20 years

of breeding, from this stock,

You can count

the steers on one hand.

Our bull calves have,

on the whole,

Grown up to be bulls.

All right!

Yowza!

Okay.

Ain't he something.

Seriously,

We have the top matrons

and the top sires.

We raise

very correct cattle...

at the b-Bar lazy-T.

And if we ever

get around to the same with our citizens,

Maybe these

chain saw rustlers...

will give us a chance

to show you...

some of Baseheart

of Bozeman canyon's grandsons!

ICongratulations.

Thank you, thank you.

Burt, you load that bull.

Yes sir, john.

Excuse me, sir.

This might seem

a little obvious to you, but do you, uh,

Maintain this quality level

with all your seed bulls?

IDamn sure do.

All pure pedigrees?

- You bet.

- Performance tested before you sell them?

- Yes.

- Semen tested? - Yes.

ICertificates of soundness

from a reputable vet?

Absolutely.

What's that

baby there worth?

About 50,000 big ones.

Do you like your work?

I feel it's

a growing industry, and Im growing with it.

Old Baseheart couldn't care less

who's driving.

I sure would like to go from

one piece of ass to another...

in a custom truck and get nothing but

money and blue ribbons for the job.

That'd be

checkin' out in style.

Why should we

have to hide from a helicopter?

IPrivate land, betty. It's landing.

IBird that owns it

would run us in so quick-

I'll be darned.

Jack, let's just

go down there and see what they were up to.

Ladies, why don't you go look for

a swimming hole with some warm rocks.

Cecil and I are just

curious as all get out to see...

what these ranch fascists

do with their machinery.

Shall we count it?

I don't think

that would be too interesting.

No, neither do I.

Do you like being prosperous?

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