Rabbit Without Ears Page #4

Synopsis: Gossip-columnist Ludo finds himself sentenced to three-hundred hours of community service after he literally crashes a private celebrity party. The work is at a children's day-centre and while the job's fine it is his bad luck that the person in charge is a woman whom he used to play endless practical jokes on when they were at school; she hasn't forgotten and is prepared to use her new-found power to get her own back. She finds however that, like the children, she's warming to him. If only the court injunction had stopped his womanising too.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Til Schweiger
Production: Warner Bros
  10 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2007
116 min
271 Views


Our music comes from the heart.

- Andi had a problem with Dani and me.

- What are you talking about?

- Tell 'em!

- What?

Well?

Shall we take the photo

in front of the wedding cabinet?

- Fine.

- May we go to the toilet?

- We need to go to the toilet.

- I'm eating.

I'll keep an eye on that.

Up the staircase and straight ahead.

You want me to hide in the cabinet?

Just until something happens.

Then snap and go.

Shall I just stroll out,

"Hi! Could I have another sausage?"

- Think of something.

- Then you sit here!

Are you nuts?

I have to get to that day-care.

And what if they don't fight?

Things looked very sweet just now.

I think the sausage has gone to

your head. I'm relying on you. Okay?

- I can say what I want, stupid cow!

- So the tabloids can write

- you're screwing that slut.

- Manuela can't even spell slut.

Because she's so stupid!

I hate this stupid Bavarian crap!

This saccharin bullshit!

Then go back to your home town

and your job at the meat counter.

- Pulling Andi into this was low!

- He told everyone.

Andi Borg knows. Karl Moik knows.

Florian Silbereisen knows.

If he knows, then Carmen does.

Who's fault is it?

Whose hormones are out of control?

- At least I have some.

- I hate you!

Hey!

Hey! Are you crazy?

Grandpa's favorite bell.

It's broken!

Michi, I didn't mean it like that.

- Hello, I'm...

- Ludo Decker. I don't believe it.

- Have we met?

- Yes. I'm Anna Gotzlowski.

- Doesn't ring a bell.

- No?

Think hard.

Isn't it sometimes nicer not to call

and keep the memory of it?

- What are you on about?

- I was probably drunk.

Are they from our garden?

- Did you rip them out?

- No.

They're for you.

- So what do you want?

- I'm here for my community service.

That's you?

Come in.

- Nice glasses.

- Bootlicker.

Could I use the toilet?

- Right here.

- Thanks.

And aim for Snow White!

- What are you doing here?

- I have to pee.

With a phone?

No. 1 or No. 2?

- Who's asking?

- I am.

That way.

And aim for Snow White!

Come on, think hard. Anna Gotzlowski.

Gotzlowski. With a 'G'!

- And she's butt-ugly?

- Nerdy glasses and a cat jersey.

- You'd never talk to someone like her.

- I just don't know.

What about

that children's benefit gala?

- You left with the 'Leute' presenter.

- The film prize?

- The twin hostesses.

- And the Aids gala?

The Asian weightlifter. I wanted her.

No private calls! Time for work!

Got it? Hang up! Thanks.

- Remember the meeting with the boss.

- No can do. I can't leave.

The hell I will!

His blood pressure is already 580!

Don't cry. I'll be there ASAP.

I have to brown nose for a while.

- A brown hose?

- Nose!

What do you mean 'hose'?

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