
Rabbit Without Ears
- Year:
- 2007
- 116 min
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I used to only make
that art house crap.
And Berlin's pseudo-intellectual, pop
culture idiots would watch that shit.
Deep down inside, I was very unhappy.
Then at this retrospective,
they showed
"Life Is All You Get"
for the millionth time.
I was sitting in the theater
and suddenly all I could do was cry.
RABBIT WITHOUT EARS
You had a breakdown. Tell us about it.
I realized
I was letting life pass me by.
And then I said to myself, Jrgen,
"To hell with that cool dude and his
tooth gap. You can be more than that!"
Jrgen, you spent the last 8 months
in California.
A wonderful country, great people.
The glass is always half full.
I took a few classes
with a motivation trainer there.
He showed me
you can make your dreams come true!
Your appearance
has changed a bit, too.
Yes. Even if it's hard to believe,
I used to have an inferiority complex
about my teeth and my looks.
I covered it up by telling jokes.
They say you went under the knife
any comment?
I had my teeth
Hair implants and some silicone work.
Silicone?
Where?
Butt implants! All the stars do it.
Check it out.
Here, check it out! Here!
They all have them. J-Lo, everybody.
Jrgen, is this all because
you'll be turning 40 soon?
I don't have a problem with
getting older. I never looked better.
- I understand now what life's about.
- And that is?
It may sound superficial,
but it's true.
For years I preached to my kids
about inner values, but it's rubbish!
- Appearances count. Values catch up.
- Last question.
Jrgen, last question.
You had surgery.
It's amazing. You look great!
What would you say if your kids
suddenly wanted plastic surgery, too?
I mean, you're a role model.
They might try to emulate you.
If it makes them feel better, why not?
It's walls in our heads.
That's what I'm talking about.
Free yourself from them
and you can do anything.
Don't let life pass you by.
Take control yourself.
You're your own captain
on your own big ship of life.
Yeah.
Alright, guys. I gotta go!
He used to be so cool.
Now he's pumped up with silicone.
America really can corrupt you.
But everyone here
has silicone boobs, too.
It's fine for boobs,
but not Jrgen's ass!
- There's good and bad plastic surgery?
- Sure!
Look out!
Look out!
Children, ear flaps on!
It's a crosswalk, you giant asshole!
I'd be a blind bat
with those on my nose too!
Four-eyes!
Where were we?
Oh yeah.
Boob reductions
are pointless operations.
Boob augmentations, liposuction,
getting rid of cellulite,
absolutely necessary.
You have the ability to ruin
every serious discussion we have.
Pull over. The minister's lover.
Right by a baby shop!
- Shopping with our taxes, Mandy?
- I'm just taking a walk.
So that's not actually a pram there?
Just an oversized purse on wheels?
It's not mine.
I saw it sitting there.
When the baby's here, what then?
Will you tell us it's your new,
diaper-wearing, bald boyfriend?
Ludo, I've told you before,
I'm not pregnant!
Oh, so I must be mistaken then.
Maybe you've just gotten fat!
- Fat?
- Sure, I'll just write 'fat.'
Ludo, you know what?
You're a real bastard!
MINISTER'S LOVER PREGNAN
There you are.
You brought our sweet little Lollo.
He behaves so well in restaurants!
I told you, Lollo.
Your uncle was
looking forward to seeing you.
- Since he forgot your birthday.
- Oh, shit!
Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit!
Sweet kid.
Weren't you in India at the orphanage?
I was, and I brought back
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