R.I.P.D. Page #4
You got shot with
a modern bullet.
I would've loved a modern bullet.
Sanitary, at least.
That's exactly how it felt as
Sanitary.
The term "partner"
died when I did.
You got it, Roicephus.
"Roicephus. "
Roicephus.
Just call me "Roy. "
I was gonna do that.
Or "Cephus. "
Now, listen up.
This is tactical, rook.
Tactical?
A bag of Indian food?
Yeah. I got a tip on a possible
Deado in this building.
Now, listen and learn.
Deados put off
a bad dead mojo.
Infect everything
with their soul stank.
Infect everything
for the worse.
People and things.
There you go. Broken
sh*t is a dead giveaway.
Ah.
Soul killers.
Hit a Deado in the head with one of
these, and it's got to be the head...
Personally, I find
the face most gratifying.
...he's erased
from the cosmos.
Won't hurt live ones,
will hurt us.
So, you be extra careful
where you point that thing.
I'm pretty solid
on gun safety.
I saw that ankle piece
you're strapping.
Live-world gun don't
do diddly-squat here.
You can keep your eyes off
my ankles, thank you.
Watch me sniff this out.
Even more promising.
You ready? You pumped?
I need you all here. Get
your snowman on, get frosty.
Alert, icy-hot.
Is this you trying
to sound like a cop?
Because it throws up
a lot of red flags for me.
hombrito.
I'm frosty.
Senior officer
gets to knock, rook.
I've got 15 years
on the force.
Knock off
the "rookie" bullshit.
Oh, you've done this before?
You know what's waiting
for you behind the door?
You can take your 15 years, you
can flush it down the toilet,
because this ain't that.
I knock, you do the cards.
Stanley Nawicki.
We're with
the Department of Health.
Is there a problem?
Well, Mr. Nawicki,
we suspect that
you might be dead.
Is this really
necessary?
No offense, but you
sound kind of crazy.
None taken.
Just a routine test and
we'll be out of your hair.
I am not dead.
I mean, that's...
Check my pulse, go ahead!
Rook, first question.
"t's late
on Ash Wednesday.
"An Asian teenager
in a slammed-outAcura
"offers you a plate
of chicken vindaloo.
"Do you accept?"
How am I supposed
to answer that?
You tell me.
Okay, the answer is no.
What's the problem?
Is it the teenager?
The ash?
Is it the Japanese
performance sedan?
Maybe it's the Indian food.
What?
Maybe you hate Injuns.
No. That's...
Card.
"The teenager is Armenian.
The day is Rosh Hashanah.
"The dish is saag paneer. "
Uhm
I don't want it.
Why not?
Too spicy? Too mushy?
You...
You can't eat during an interview.
I don't want...
You don't what?
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