R.I.P.D. Page #3
We got a lot to talk about,
but for now,
I'm just gonna step back,
let you soak it in
for a minute.
This moment is
not about me.
This is about you
letting go.
Thank you for
letting me soak it in.
I'll wait for you.
All right.
Do you know
what my funeral was?
Watching a bunch of coyotes
pick my carcass clean
and drag my bones
off into a cave.
A freaking cave, hoss.
Here it comes.
Be careful, now!
Julia? Julia!
I'm here. I don't
know how, but I'm here.
I'm sorry, I don't know you.
Can we just talk?
Can we just...
Please don't touch me.
... go somewhere?
Julia? Hey, Julia!
What's your problem, huh?
You piece of sh*t.
Get out of here.
Just relax.
Get back on the meds, buddy.
Get him out of here!
Get him out of here!
Let me go!
That went well.
I tried to do
something nice for you.
What just happened?
How could
she not know it was me?
To them, you don't look like
you, you don't sound like you.
If you try to tell 'em who you
are, it comes out all garbled up.
The universe,
in its ultimate wisdom,
will not let you
reveal yourself.
It's smarter than us.
That's sick.
Consider it the universe's
witness protection program.
So, what do I look like?
Here.
These are
your IDs.
Some federal. A lot of utilities.
Whatever gets us access.
Really?
An old Chinese guy?
What about you?
Well, I guess you win, Roy.
Let me bring you up to
speed with what's on my plate.
When you ride with me,
you ride with the best.
The pace is lightning,
expectations high.
Things are gonna come at you
fast, they're gonna come hot,
and they're gonna come wet.
Wet?
Learn to drive, bimbo!
You've done this before?
Driving?
You're gonna get your feet
wet with a standard pickup.
Find the suspect
and then test him.
See if he's a Deado.
And then...
Look at the ankles
on that girl.
That's what you're into, ankles?
That's what does it for you?
In my day, women, they
dressed very conservatively.
Mmm. That makes you
way less creepy.
When exactly was your day?
1800s, buddy.
I'm what we used
to call a "lawman. "
Marshal Roicephus Pulsipher.
"Roicephus"?
t was considered a very
sexy name at the time.
It sounds like an STD.
Would you care to drive?
I didn't get a peek
at your wife's ankles.
Not one more word
about her.
Listen, rook.
You better work on getting a little
distance, because you two are over.
You just worry
about yourself, partner.
Whoa.
You ain't my partner, rook.
You're just the ass in the other
seat until I say contrary.
I had a partner.
Greatest man I ever knew.
Right up until
he shot me in the back.
That's what
"partner" will get you.
Tell me about it.
How do you think I got here?
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