Qwerty Page #5
Yeah. Nice.
Well...
...sh*t.
[DOORBELL]
Hi, Mucky.
Wow. You look really nice.
Thank you. You look...
Really, really nice.
Thank you.
I was gonna get you flowers,
but all the ones I could afford
looked like sh*t.
And then I remembered the
sneezing thing.
Yeah. Flowers are bad.
Balloons are great.
You're not allergic to latex,
are you?
No. I love it.
The balloon, I mean.
I have a coupon. So, you might
as well look at your menu.
I'm gonna get a goddam job soon,
you know?
I know.
Places like this make me
feel like sh*t.
Why?
I don't know.
My dad used to take me to
places like this
...when he won at the track.
you know?
be just like them,
but we weren't.
Not even close.
And I never want to be
like my dad, so...
I never want to be like
these people.
But they look so happy.
"I simply must have that
Mercedes in medium sky-blue.
Not light sky-blue,
and not dark sky-blue."
"I need those papers on my desk
by seven a.m. sharp. No excuses.
[LAUGHS]
"And how was your day,
Chazwick?"
"I sold some stocks.
And some bonds...
and then, I shot three under
par-r-r at the club."
"Hmph. Lovely."
"And you?"
"I had my nails done
and lunched with the girls."
"I myself took a..."
[CLEARS THROAT]
"A long, long lunch. And, um,
bought myself a new suit."
"My, don't you look dapper."
[LAUGHS]
"Thank you."
[LAUGHTER]
And how, how was Zoe's day?
I played a game of Scrabble
Wait, were you... were you
playing Scrabble or bingo?
Bingo's when you use
all 7 tiles in one word.
Oh!
That is amazing. And I managed
to go all the live-long day
without referring
to someone as an a**hole.
That's amazing!
Yes. I also met
this fine gentleman
at a job interview
who shared my passion
for pistachios.
[LAUGHS]
We're going into business
together.
I'll be a millionaire
by the end of the week.
That's nuts!
Yes. I'll be King of the nuts.
[LAUGHS]
Sounds like we've both had a
really good day.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
I had fun tonight, Mucky.
Yeah.
It didn't suck.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUFFLED LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
[MOAN]
Woo!
Thank God you bought that
family-size box of condoms.
That's the first time wishful
thinking has ever paid off!
Plus you save a lot when
you buy in bulk.
[LAUGHTER]
[DOORBELL]
Finally, pizza! I'm starving.
[DOORBELL]
God damn 'im.
he's supposed to f***ing
take the money
from underneath the mat
and leave the pizza.
[DOORBELL, DOORBELL, DOORBELL]
Dammit! Can't anybody follow
directions anymore!?! [DOORBELL]
Leave the pizza, take the money!
[KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK]
The guy from Hong Kong Kitchen
last night
knew what the
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