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I totally wanted to jump.

Yeah, I know that feeling.

Well, here's my car.

You don't have a

personalized plate.

Nah. I couldn't think of

anything good to say.

- I have to work tomorrow. So...

- Well, I got this bus...

[LAUGHS]

- Well you can give me your...

- I don't have a phone.

Well, I... I could

give you mine...

and you could use a pay phone.

- Yeah!

- Okay. Hold on. Here,

I'll write it down.

Okay.

- That's me. Zoe.

- Okay.

Ah, there's my

cell phone number.

And my cell doesn't have

reception at home.

So, just call this number

and that's my email.

Mmhmm.

Well, thanks for having

lunch with me.

Yea... Yeah. Sure. And...

thanks for the whole

getting me fired thing.

Yeah. Sure. Anytime.

Great.

So...

Call her, Marty.

Jesus wants you to.

Jesus also wants you to leave

your door unlocked tonight

so he and I can crash

at your place.

What're you guys doing

this weekend?

There's a concert on Saturday.

Wanna come?

[LAUGHTER]

You're so funny.

Well, then I went looking up at

the sky and then... Bam.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

Just a little joke there, but...

[MURMURING]

- Oh. Hi.

- Hi!

Mucky.

- Hey there.

- What're you doing here?

Um. I'm horse sh*t on the phone.

Oh so you just decided to

come by my work?

Yeah... I'm not stalking

you or anything.

No. It's ok.

My grandma once told me that my

grandpa used to stalk her,

but back then it was

called courtship.

Yeah. O-okay.

So, how long have you been here?

Long enough to realize I don't

like your co-workers very much.

Yeah. I don't like

them much either.

- Like, that guy.

- That's Ken.

Ken's an a**hole.

It's hard to believe

there hasn't been

an office shooting, yet.

"Hi. I'm Ken."

"I like it when people

jerk on my tie."

"I like to sleep with my

friends' pregnant wives

when they're out of town."

"Suckle from their swelling

teets." [LAUGHS]

"I keep jars of STD's in my

fridge.

I have eighteen rare

strains of chlamydia."

"Hahahahaha."

That guy makes fun of

me all the time.

I kind of wish he'd just curl up

and die and go to hell.

[LAUGHTER]

Well,

I'm sorry you missed my lunch.

We could've sat out here

and looked at the clouds

or something.

I like to do that sometimes.

Oh man.

You're one of those people

who see stuff in clouds like...

kittens and bunnies and

president's heads and sh*t, huh?

One of those people? Mucky,

everyone sees stuff in clouds.

I don't.

Never?

No. Never.

Well, you should try sometime.

No.

Okay.

We should go to dinner

tomorrow night.

We should?

Yeah. Why don't you come over to

my place at seven?

And we'll eat.

At a restaurant... together.

Doesn't that sound nice?

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